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some gayness ;)

@siriustbh
3,353 likes

caption: my soulmate.. or whateva 🙄

comments:

@maryleex: PRETTIEST PEOPLE I KNOW
@lilyflower: keep it PG you frisky mutts
@a.lice: I think this is the most aesthetically pleasing couple I know
@marleneee: I JUST WANNA PINCH UR CHEEKS OMG
@dorkus: is it weird to admit that this is hot?
@marleneee: foursome?
@siriustbh: not objecting entirely
@lilyflower: WE'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC THANKS
@remlupin: as long as you keep on with your monster cock, I'll be your soulmate for as long as you like ;)
@reg.black: BURN. MY. EYES.
@lilyflower: I'm not even trying anymore pls-
@prongsiebaby: IM SO PROUD
@geoizcool: by far my favourite comment section
@cissym: oddly specific request
@siriustbh: ;)
@dorkus: BYEEEEE
@evilqueen: GROSS! Get this off my feed! F**gots.
@cissym: what the FUCK bella
@marleneee: fuck off bellatrix
@prongsiebaby: please youre a crazy bitch with incest parents and a second cousin for a husband. you don't really have much right to comment.
@reg.black: LMAO GO OFF

@marleneee
2,043 likes

caption: this wasn't the only thing we did on the hammock ;)

comments:

@a.lice: PLS I WANNA SAY THIS IS CUTE BUT THE CAPTION IS THROWING ME DHSIJCJ
@dorkus: dw guys we shook hands after, keeping everything to a business level ya know?
@siriustbh: yuh get into it
@prongsiebaby: wait... didn't I go on there after you guys
@marleneee: yup ;)
@prongsiebaby: I TOOK A NAP ON THAT FOR THREE HOURS AND YOU GUYS DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME I WAS SLEEPING IN THE REMAINDER OF YOUR SWEAT AND JUICE
@reg.black: "juice"
@remlupin: I'm afraid we've reached an all time low
@f.longbottom: I actually don't know what's going on anymore
@geoizcool: join the club
@maryleex: I'm mcluvin the sex talk today guys
@lilyflower: gross. my virgin eyes.
@siriustbh: the noises I was hearing last night weren't coming from a virgin, babe xxxxx
@dorkus: HSNDKAOSKMDDJD EXPOSED

@reg.black
1,567 likes

caption: I'm only queer because I don't follow the rulez 😎

comments:

@siriustbh: please I could've told you you were queer when you were 7 and insisted on doing ballet
@cissym: me too 😭🤚
@geoizcool: at least you got a hot queer daddy to help you keep that status
@dorkus: doesn't sound like you're the one being called daddy most of the time geo ;)
@geoizcool: *dies*
@maryleex: PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE
@lilyflower: IM NEVER MAKING THE MISTAKE OF LOOKING AT COMMENTS AGAIN
@prongsiebaby: don't act innocent now, lilypad.
@marleneee: prey tell, messr prongs
@prongsiebaby: come to my dorm and I'll spill everything
@lilyflower: james potter don't you dare.

@remlupin
2,134 likes

caption: ugh why do they have to be so perfect 🙄 purebloods

comments:

@lilyflower: ugh I know 🙄 typical of them
@lilyflower: BUT PADSYYYY UR SO PRETTY EEK
@prongsiebaby: can I steal them from you? 🤠
@prongsiebaby: OKOK SORRY DONT GROWL AT ME
@marleneee: HOTHOTHOT
@siriustbh: oh whose that sexy hooman
@remlupin: my ex
@siriustbh: ouch
@dorkus: SIRI TAKE ME TO BED RIGHT NOW
@siriustbh: don't gotta ask me twice ;)
@a.lice: LOOK AT THEM MF CHEEKBONES
@f.longbottom: hot
@wormypete: poser, suppose that's normal for people of your kind tho pads 😂
@lilyflower: and what's that supposed to mean peter?!?!
@prongsiebaby: their 'kind' is nothing different from your 'kind'.

@dorkus
1,322 likes

caption: I only wore these glasses the whole day so I could check out her arse without her noticing @dorkus

comments:

@dorkus: I still noticed 😌
@marleneee: damn
@lilyflower: no need to worry, marls, I'd have done the same 😉
@maryleex: I would have looked without the glasses ;)
@a.lice: fuck the glasses
@remlupin: is this a dorcas meadowes arse appreciation cult?
@siriustbh: sign me up!!
@cissym: and me!!
@blondiebaddie: narcissa?!!?
@cissym: cant deny when a lady has cake ;)
@maryleex: PREACH
@prongsiebaby: I don't know what we have made, but I'm proud

@siriustbh
3,455 likes

caption: HOLY SHIT M DYING OVER HERE LOOK HOW PRETTY <3

comments:

@prongsiebaby: OHHHH MYYYY GODDDD REMMMMMYYYYY
@lilyflower: YOU ARE NOT REAL I SWEAR-
@remlupin: stawp im so embarrassed
@marleneee: UHHH?? WHAT THE FUCK??? IM SETTING THIS AS MY NEW HOMESCREEN
@maryleex: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
@reg.black: hot
@reg.black: can I borrow them clips?? For... educational purposes
@geoizcool: 'educational purposes'
@geoizcool: aka being a drag queen and practicing your runway walk in your common room at 2 am
@cissym: it's true I give him ratings
@prongsiebaby: he does have a mean catwalk
@marleneee: I need to see
@dorkus: I'm just going to swiftly ignore the conversation that is happening and say REM PLS MARRY ME IM BEGGING YOU