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VERY explicit language ⚠️

@reggiestan
57 likes

caption: GEO-FUCKING-GRAPHIC IF YOU HAVE TOUCHED MY SIBLING I SWEAR YOU WILL CATCH THESE HANDS

comments:

@mcdaddy: AS YOU SHOULD PURR REGGIE
@d.dawg: PETITION TO BRING BACK OUR FAVOURITE DOGGIE
@andybaby: I STG IM BOUTTA THROW FISTS AT THIS BASIC SKINNY WHITE BOY
@jswag69: i'm actually raging
@sexycissa: TRUST SIRIUS TO GET THEMSELF KIDNAPPED BY A MANIAC WHO IS IN LOVE WITH HIM
@mfmoony: i want him back.
@geoadams: that's a shame then isn't it?
@ally.com: YOU BASTARD I STG I HAVE A FUCKING KNIFE
@maryland: RETURN. THE. DOG
@jizzgang: this isn't a joke guys!! geo, please bring sirius back. it's not funny.

@geoadams
65 likes

caption: my perfect boyfriend ❤️

comments:

@remlupin: BOYFRIEND?!?? bitch you better actually back the fuck off right now and hand them back over or i WILL fucking slit you with no remorse. this isn't a joke, this is ILLEGAL.
@lilyjevans: that's twisted as fuck. give him back or this will go to further measures.
@dromedaa: i literally am not afraid to avada kedava a bitch
@marlsasf: no bless their heart they look so sad:( geo i swear you will fucking feel my wrath you psycho ass motherfucker
@minnie: oh my goodness. that is disgusting. geovany adams, this is your warning to hand sirius potter back over to us right now or else.
@d2swaggy: YES MINNIE AS YOU SHOULD.
@srstbh: GUYS PLEASE IM ATBDJDKSK
@a.lice: at where? SIRIUS, AT WHERE?!
@geoadams: sorry. sirius can't talk right now.
@nxrcissa: FUCK YOU YOU IGNORANT LITTLE PRICK
@bellablack: GEOVANY YOU FUCKING RAT FACED HOE ASS SLUT BAG WHORE MOTHERFUCKER GIVE THEM BACK.
@jiyaa: jesus

@minnie
535 likes

caption: geovany adams, if you do not bring sirius black back within the hour this will be taken to the ministry.

comments:

@jimpotter: IT ALREADY SHOULD BE TAKEN TO THE FUCKING MINISTRY TF?? HE HAS KIDNAPPED SIRIUS.
@d2swaggy: I DONT SEE FUCKING DUMBLEDORE DOING ANYTHING THE BASTARD.
@geoadams: he doesn't want to come back.
@a.lice: yes they fucking do you whore bag rat eating motherfucker.
@marlsasf: you're literally holding someone captive, no doubt putting a love potion on them, and refusing his rights to be given back. you are fucked up in the head.
@reg.black: this has gone way too fucking far now. hand. them. back.
@geoadams: HE LOVES ME.
@dromedaa: who could fucking love you you psycho ass motherfucker
@lilyjevans: this is beyond a joke and it will not stand, you twisted wanker.
@nxrcissa: i am fucking fuming. when i see this dick face slut bag i WILL be throwing hands.

@geoadams
53 likes

caption: what will i get if i hand him back??

comments:

@remlupin: to keep your fucking life??
@marlsasf: nothing to add to remus' comment tbh.
@bellablack: a good fucking punch around the face for taking them in the first place?
@lilyjevans: a life spent NOT in prison.
@d2swaggy: sanity.
@reg.black: i cant fucking do this- JUST FUCKING GIVE ME MY SIBLING BACK YOU FUCKED UP PRICK
@jiyaa: literally cannot believe you're even asking that question??
@minnie: you have ten minutes.
@geoadams: FINE. i'm apparating him back to the potter manor.
@dromedaa: AS YOU FUCKING SHOULD YOU MANIAC

@mfmoony
68 likes

caption: ok so update: they're still under the love potion, but effie is going to get the remedy for that right now. but most importantly, he's home. ❤️

comments:

@mcdaddy: oh thank fuck. me and dorc are coming over now
@a.lice: that motherfucker is going to catch these hands
@reggiestan: dw, you should have seen the punch james threw at him. AND THEN you should have seen the punch lily threw at him. it was fucking gold.
@maryland: AS. THEY. SHOULD.
@andybaby: i am still fuming
@sexycissa: yeah no kidding, so am i
@jizzgang: well he's safe now and that's all we can ask right now.
@lillie: but if that dickhead tries to touch my siri one more time i WILL cut his balls off and force feed them down his throat.
@jswag69: PREACH
@d.dawg: icon shit

@siriuswhite420
70 likes

caption: .......... well that was a rollercoaster

comments:

@lillie: REALLY?!!?! THATS YOUR FUCKING BIG COMEBACK POST
@reggiestan: "hey guys! just got back from being kidnapped! was a bit of a ride but whateva! 😗"
@mcdaddy: RU KIDDING
@maryland: [us]: all worried as shit [sirius]: WhAT a RoLLercOasTer 😛✨
@andybaby: i-
@ally.com: UM NO FUCKING KIDDING-
@d.dawg: i was so ready to cut the bitch and this is the first thing you announce 😭
@jizzgang: you are INSUFFERABLE
@jswag69: cackling 😭
@sexycissa: what a day
@siriuswhite420: ye but effie bought me a chinese because i got kidnapped so it was worth it
@mfmoony: i hate you

A/N: highkey hate this chapter but you're all drama whores so 😛