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"Telling your best friend that you love
her is hard but if you never told her that
you love her you will regret it one day."
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The one where Joey falls for the uptown girl.
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At Central Perk all seven friends were hanging out. Samantha sat backwards on one of the chairs. Her forearms were rested casually on the back of it and her legs spread out to the side. Joey sat above her on a bar stool. Occasionally placing his mug on her head, or kicking the legs of her chair.
"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal," Monica bickered with Ross. The two had started one of their sibling arguments. Which had eventually caused everyone else to chime in.
"Not that big a deal? It's amazing." Ross was astonished. Both Joey and Chandler seemed to agree with him. "You just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve." He inaccurately mimicked the action of taking a bra off.
"It's literally just a bra," Samantha said scrunching her nose. She was a bit confused by the guys' amazement with this.
"I mean, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?" He gestured to Joey and Chandler, who nodded in response. Now invested in the conversation, Joey took a seat next to Samantha. He kicked her chair one last time, earning himself a glare.
"Come on! You guys can pee standing up," Rachel countered Ross' argument.
"We can?" Chandler joked, looking over at Joey. "All right, I'm tryin' that."
"Ok, you know what blows my mind?" Joey butted in. "Women can see breasts any time they want."
"Seriously?" Samantha gave him a disappointed look. The other three girls glanced at each other, baffled by how stupid he sounded.
"You just look down and there they are," he spoke as if it was the most amazing thing in the world. "How you get any work done is beyond me."
"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get?" Phoebe sat up. It was her turn to say something. "The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care." The rest of the girls nodded in agreement, while the boys looked super uncomfortable. There was a long pause where no one knew what to say.
"Multiple orgasms!"
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"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" Chandler walked back over to the couch from his spot at the counter. He was doing some sort of dance and punched the air as he spoke. Samantha had to duck multiple times to avoid getting hit.
