men be like 'why dont u have any curves' n shit. biTCH u ain't kim taehyung and u don't see me complaining ??? step👏it👏up👏hoe👏
and they wonder why we have standards. also- tHIS BOOK IS ALMOST AT 1K VOTES WHATTHEEFUCKETH??? bye ilysm♡♡
"OH YO WHAT THE-" -m0rk lee [NCT]
"OH MY WHAT THE FUCK" -kween Jessi
!!Drinking (Liquor) ahead!!
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Jake POV
I shifted in my sleep, feeling the warmth in my hand slip away. I squinted my eyes open, finding a bed-head Sunghoon staring into space. It was almost late afternoon causing the rays of the sunset to creep through the curtains, highlighting his dark brown eyes and pale-light skin. I gaped at the ethereal devil, god obviously had favorites.
A ping from our phones snapped both of us out of our trances as we reached for our phones.
(1)Niki's side hoes🤠
Guess the others already left then.
Niki's side hoes🤠
R.A.S🗿
for the lazy hoes in bed get tf up ppl are starting to arrive
sunuwu✨
and you're missing out on the food!!
LittleLamb✨😍🥰
jakehoon better come. imagine making sunny boy sad because they didn't try the food
jackiejake🐾
NOT A SAD SUNOO
heehee👴
cmon kids hurry up
McNuggetNiki🍟
You're basically a kid too 🗿
heehee👴
I refuse to be demoted to the lesser intelligent form of human.
R.A.S🗿
honestly, I understood half of that.
heehee👴
^ proving my point
LittleLamb✨😍🥰
baby photo and national childbirth trust just arrived n Niki's heading to the dancefloor to dance with the fake aussie
notshine❄️
imagine if hyunjin heard u calling him a fake aussie
also who tf is national childbirth trust and baby photo
jackiejake🐾
national childbirth trust is that one giant friend group and baby photo are the short kids.
sunuwu✨
as nice as having an active group chat is, the food is getting cold and Felix is looking for you jake
[A/N: Just an inside meme context: national childbirth trust = NCT and baby photo = Straykids]
Sunghoon and I turned off our phones before getting ready and heading to Jay's house- no wait, mansion* That's more correct. This man rich as fuck.
Sunghoon POV
I was surprised at the size of Jay's house since I've been stuck in Jake's small apartment ever since I arrived on earth.
"Woah..." My jaw dropped at the large pool I saw through the glass slider doors. "Yeah, he's your Richie rich type of kid," Jake explained, showing off a smile for the place he hadn't been to in ages.
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Guardian Devil - ✜Jakehoon✜
Fanfiction"WHOMST THE FUCK" Jake screamed, aiming his phone like a weapon at the stranger who he woke up next to, the devil stood up smirking, "Park Sunghoon, aka your Guardian cutie" showing off his charming black wings and scarlet red horns, adding, "Oh, an...
