some john mulaney jokes and dam jokes

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(listen, i really like john mulaney ok)

mcshizzle: me to john mulaney

mcshizzle:

beautyqueen: i want context for this

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beautyqueen: i want context for this

superman: leo thinks john mulaney is hot

mcshizzle: and u think simba is hot

wisegurl: you what

beautyqueen: oh yeah, u also thought nala was hot too, right?

superman: ok, can we please change the subject?

RARA: i cant believe the first thing i read, when i opened my phone was the fact jason thinks simba is hot

punk-lesbian: wait, reyna dont you have a crush on lola bunny?

RARA: yeah, but at least she's a humanize bunny

RARA:

RARA: also this

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RARA: also this

beautyqueen: im now in love with lola bunny

mcshizzle: LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT

mcshizzle: john mulaney is hot

wisegurl: *in a british voice* NO!

cinnamonroll: john mulaney is the only 3/4 of a gay man we can trust

wisegurl: YEAH!

deathboi: the only cishet man i trust to make gay jokes

sunshine: oh absolutely 

seaweedbrain: me: i should do my homework

seweedbrain:

beautyqueen: i feel this with my soul

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beautyqueen: i feel this with my soul

mcshizzle: same

wisegurl: yall should probably do you work

beautyqueen: annie, sweety, i dont have the time to do my homework

wisegurl: firstly, dont call me annie. secondly, if you need help,i could help you yk

beautyqueen: oh um yeah sure

mcshizzle: GAAAAYYYY

deathboi: this whole chat is gay

mcshizzle: yeah but that's extra gay

mcshizzle: WAIT A MINUTE-

superman: what???

mcshizzle: nothing

mcshizzle: dont worry abt

mcshizzle: anygay,

mcshizzle: ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GuRl???????

sunshine: NAH NAH SISTER, YOURE NOT TAKING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION! U WANT IT?! GO GET IT!

beautyqueen: i wish she'd said that to him 😞

mcshizzle: yeah 😞

art_mom: damn yall be blowing up my phone

seaweedbrain: **dam

punk-lesbian: ha yes

goatman: yessss

sunshine: wut?

agoldfish: huh?

wisegurl: do yall realize that only u three get that joke right?

seaweedbrain: yeah and?

wisegurl: and it's stupid

goatman: someone just jealous that they dont get the dam jokes

seaweedbrain and punk-lesbian heart goatman's message

wisegurl:  yk what

wisegurl left the conversation

beautyqueen: i cant believe yall just made annie leave

art_mom: yeah. im this close 🤏in unadapting you three

art_mom: also

art_mom added wisegurl to the conversation

wisegurl: why am i back?

beautyqueen bc we miss you 🥺

RARA: please stay. youre one of the only sane person in this chat

wisegurl:...fine

beautyqueen: yay!

~

a/n: sooooooooooooooo this chapter was fun! ...kind of. 

anygay, hope yall enjoy! once again thank you for 1k reads!

BUH BYE!!!!!!







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