Phantomhive Family, A Return From The Dead. [Black Butler Fanfiction]

babysitting 101

       " EWWW IT STINKS!", yelled  Finny.

        "ITS ON MEHHHH!!!" Screamed Bard.

       " HOLD HIS LEGSSSS!!"  Screamed Mey-Rin.

       "IM TRYINGGGGA!" Soma yelled back.

       "I ALMOST HAVE IT!- NOOO HE IS PEEING ON ME!" LIZZY SCREAMED AS SHE FAINTED.

      The whole group, are standing around the table to change baby Astre Diaper and so far it's not exactly working out in their favor....

  
               [Astre pov*]

   The whole day has been...terrible. I cannot believe Sebastian....Stupid demon.

     First, I wake up to a bunch of people, They coo at me and cuddle me.

    Second they tried to feed me...mushed whatever.

    "Eattttt."

    "You need to make it exciting for him.."

   "IM TRYING FINNY!"

   " Say here comes the Train CHOO CHOO"

     "No."
 
   " Do it for the young master"

   " Fine...here comes the Train.."

    *Whispers* " you gotta say CHOO CHOO"

    " Here...comes...the train...choo choo"

    ' OPEN WIDE!"

~~~~~~~End of flashback~~~~~~~~~~

         [Bars Pov*]

  
   So yeah the young master hasn't been very...cooperative.

     
    He has been very rude and loud. I think at least. He has no RESPECT.

   Well he is...a baby...STILL!

   "Cmon here."

   "Nwo"

  "NOWWW"

  *baby screams"

      See? no respect at all.

    [Finny*]

   The young master...has pooped on me and spit up on me. But he is Alright.

   He's a cute thing he is. GROSS, But cute.

    "Who's a cutie pie? you are! YES YOUUU AREEEE"

   *Baby spits up"

  " AHHH"

   "HELLO BABYY"

" wait-Whats that smell..?'

    [Mey rin Pov*]

    The young master is cute yes he is. He is so sweet and small and CHUBBYA.

    He needs to learn manners but that can be learned. Adorable really...tho he does like pulling and taking things.

   "AWE does the wittle baby want to play??"

      *PULLs HAIR*

     "AHHHHHH"

      *GRABS GLASSES*

 
    "GIVE. THEM. BACK. I CANT SEEEEEE"

     [SOMA pov*]

   When I came to rescue Astre I didnt except to have to take care of a baby while the butler is who knows where.

   Though I love baby Astreeeeeeee.

     " Hiiiiyaaa"
 
    .............

   "? BABY?? ASREEEE?"

    *chuck's toy at Soma head*

   " OWWWW"

   Hehe.

   [Lizzy pov*]

   I don't know what any of them are talking about..

   Astre is so calm and cute around me. All he does is cuddle. And just sits on my lap. 

   *Cutely calmly sitting*

   

  
              [ Astre* pov]

   Idiots..all of them.