Red vs blue (female OC) season 9

Labor pains

Fade in to Grif yelling at the Blues from the cliff with Thea behind him.

Grif: Yeah you! You freaking piece of shit! You suck!

Tucker comes out to complain about the noise.

Tucker: Jesus, is that guy still yelling?

Church: Yes.

Tucker: He's been yelling all morning.

Tex: Hhhh, we know.

Tucker: Make him stop.

Church: And how'm I gonna do that?

Tucker: Shoot him with your snipe-

Tremor

Tucker: Ah, never mind, I realized how stupid that sounded as soon as I started to say it.

Shawn: Ha!

Cut to Grif and Thea on the cliff. Simmons approaches them.

Grif: Hey, Blues, you still suck! Yeah, you! You freaking piece of shit! You suck!

Simmons: Grif, what the hell are you doing up here?

Grif: I'm doing my job, Simmons.

Thea: Yeah.

Tremor

Grif: I'm working on my part of the plan.

Simmons: I thought your part of the plan was to build a bomb?

Thea: Well I tried building a bomb but I didn't have enough parts and Grif tried building one but that didn't work.

Simmons: Yeah, I know that, he doesn't know how to do anything.

Grif: So, I'm yelling at the Blues - You guys still suck! - until I make them mad enough to bomb our base -Idiots! - So, not only will they make me a bomb, I'll get them to deliver it. For free. You guys are lame, I hate you!

They look at him for a little bits

Thea: That's, actually a good idea.

Simmons: That is actually the most sensible part of this plan I've heard so far. Your years of laziness have finally paid off in full, Private Grif.

Grif: Thank you very much, Private Simmons. Now if you'll excuse me, somebody needs to be called a cunt.

Simmons: As you were soldier.

Simmons leaves

Grif: Hey you! Yeah, you! You dumb cunts! You suck!

Thea notices something and takes a step back.

Thea: Uh, Grif maybe you should back away.

Grif: Why-You suck!- Would I do that?-You dumb cunts!

Suddenly a rocket hits the edge of the cliff and Grif nearly falls off.

Grif: Whoa!

Shawn: (in the distance) Damn it! I missed!

Grif: Ha! You blues can't aim for shit! You know why?! Because you suck!

Tremor begins...

Grif: Hey up there, what're you talking about? Huh Blue? Are you talking about how bad you suck?

...tremor ends

Grif: Because that's what I'm doin'! I'm talking about it right here, only louder! Way louder! Because I'm yelling Bluueee Teeeaam suuuucks! Hey Blue Team, why're you so sad? Is it because you suck so bad? I think it might be!