Part 4

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peter:

knock knock 

Mr Grammar:

I'm going to regret this

Who's there?

peter:

Britney Spears

Mr Grammar:

Britney Spears who?

peter:

knock knock

Mr Grammar:

Why are you doing this?

Who's there?

peter:

Britney Spears

Mr Grammar:

Britney Spears who?

peter:

Oops I did it again

Mr Grammar:

And this is rock bottom

Kid 

that was really bad

peter:

You know 

My friends said the same thing

But I think you're all lying

Mr Grammar:

No

It was just really bad

peter:

Hmmm sure

anyway

what you doin?

Mr Grammar:

Nothing much 

My colleagues and I are trying to figure out what to eat for dinner

It's chaotic

Food has been thrown around 

I'm scared weapons will be next

Someone could die tonight

peter:

wow what even is your life

your colleagues seem great

Mr Grammar:

Eh

They have they're ups and downs

So any suggestions

peter:

well

i gotta say i'm a very indecisive person

once me and my friends were on the subway

and we were trying to figure out what to have for lunch

we spent so long arguing that we missed our stop

we had to spend another hour on that subway

we saw some dark thing that day

i don't think we'll never be the same

Mr Grammar:

Well...

That's unfortunate 

It's only a matter of time until Nat bring out her gun

peter:

well

lucky for you

there's this great place in Queens

called Delmar's 

They sell the best sandwiches

Mr Grammar:

Hmm

Not bad

I'll take your word for it

Anyway gotta go tell the team before this escalates further

See ya Pete

peter:

Byeeeee 

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