(Everyone has joined the chat)
Mipha: How do we all joined at one time
Urbosa: I don't know man
Mipha: same except im not a man
Urbosa: Same thing girl
Mipha: I give up
Link: we r going on a road trip
Revali: that was random
Zelda: Yes! Link and I were packing our bags when we thought it would be nice to invite you
Revali: No
Mipha: Yes
Urbosa: Yes
Daruk: Yes
Link: Revali...
Revali: *thinks of how he can absolutely humiliate Link and make him suffer* Actually yeah
Link: Okay we're all good
Mipha: Wait a minute
Urbosa: so as i was saying
Mipha: where are we going
Urbosa: where?
Link: nowhere
Revali: *regrets saying yes*
Link: alr pack ur bags guys and gals
Mipha: ...im ready
Zelda: Okay! We'll meet at Castle Town Rui- wait no it's not ruins anymore
Mipha: So Castle Town?
Zelda: Yes.
Daruk: There, goro
Mipha: Hi
Revali: I've been waiting...
Urbosa: Okay I'm here what do we do now I really hope we actually get to adopt lizards and omg i also want to also dye my hair and omg i want to ride dolphins and i hope we get to breed turtles-
Link: Urbosa calm down. Since it's 11 years after Calamity Ganon's defeat, we thought we could open up a new place. It's called The Princess's Lounge
Revali: wtf is that corny sounding-
Urbosa: So it is somewhere
Zelda: We're going.-
Revali: -
Zelda: Now, Revali
Revali: Where is it
Zelda: It's the old spot of the Sacred Ground Ru- er, I'm so used to saying ruins but it's NOT ruins anymore. So basically it's where the Sacred Grounds were
Link: Yeah
Mipha: Wow, it looks nice! But what is this?
Zelda: What is what
Mipha: There's a sign for cutting fish
Zelda: Urm let me go talk to that merchant
Fish Merchant: hOI HOi hOi HoI
Zelda: SHUT UP and why do you have that sign up
Fish merchant: Er, Your Royal Highness, fish is hard to catch these days and I was wondering if I could make a profit with-
Zelda: What type of fish do you kill?
Fish Merchant: Sometimes Zora, Hylian Bass-
Zelda: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
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Humoros(link has created 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖘) link: ....... link: hello zelda: well hello there! daruk: little guy, what's this? revali: tch. urbosa: oh revali shut it. mipha: this seems interesting! little did the champions know, this would be t...
