Summer 2017
Maura, her new pet cow, MooMoo and her sister Ava were eating ice cream, when Maura spoke up,
"Ava I need $10,000 ASAP." Maura states while holding a gun under the table.
"...Okay cool"
With the right fundings, Ronald's dream could finally come true at last! Now, they just needed to do some interior decorating and recruit circus members.
It was around this time that Ronald started to get back in touch with Burger King, his boyfriend on many occasions, as they had been on and off in the past 200 years or so.
There were times that Ronald would get jealous of Burger King and try to throw him into traffic discreetly for being such a successful mascot, but he enjoyed his burgers...and his other meat too...
YOU ARE READING
Ronald Mcdonald: The Truth
Spiritualthe cover is obviously mine i time traveled and met Ronald Mcdonald in 1963 to take this pic just for my extra special little book. if you steal this masterpiece written by eighth grade me and use it for anything other than its...intended purposes...
