🪤Soaked and Cursed🪤

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I- (personally) am a workaholic!

Killing people, School work, Doing my duties as a spiritual being, and even making my friends happy- whatever it is, I'll do my best!

Being a spiritual being for so long has it's perks! For instance, you don't die unless you choose to retire! Even if you retire your power still lives on in another being! It's quite the amazing cycle.

Another perk is being extremely durable! Now this might just effect forest spirits- but I can stay outside, wide awake, for years on end! The wide awake part is also a plus, I don't have to sleep- meaning I can get so much work done.

There's many more perks, but I'm too embarrassed to talk about them. Even in my head. Like- the whole organ thing- I hate talking about my organs. I've told everyone about the whole 'non-human' thing- so surly they won't ask about any more 'private things'.

Of course I use all of these perks freely. But, there's so major service backs. Some spirits don't get perks- sadly. So, in anger- they take it out on others that can. They can even do this in the after life!

I think that's happening right now. And I have a pretty damn good idea on who it is. The operator. Depending on how powerful a being is, they can enter into 'retirement'. And seeing how large the demon was- I believe he's currently watching me in the afterlife and trying to mess things up for me. It's working.

Currently- I'm a bird. Specifically, a tufted titmouse! Things are hard as a bird. My friends didn't see it happen. I've tried to catch their attention, but they just show me away, like a bug.

They seem worried, especially Jack. I feel bad for leaving them alone. They must be worried.

Oh! There's BEN!

"BEN! BEN! BE-"

𝙱𝙴𝙽'𝚂 𝙿𝙾𝚅

"CHIRP! CHIRP! CHIRP!"

"𝚃𝚌𝚑. 𝙿𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚎! 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚜 [𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎]? 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎. 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚙𝚒𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝."

Your POV

AAAAAAAHHHHH! Fuck this! I'm not spending anymore time here. If they won't let me in for the night- I'll just have to make the best of this.

Assuming that this only lasts for 24 hours, I'm just going to settle down and make a nest.

How do you make a nest? Sticks, sticky stuff, and hair. Back in the days I was human, I would put my hair that had been caught in my brush outside, so birds could use it for nests during mating season.

Thank goodness it's not mating season. I would imagine that I'm quite the attractive bird.

. . .
(A few sticks, and tuffs of Janes hair later)

Ta-da~

Wonderful! I'm pretty good at this! Fuck the operator! He wasted a total good prank! And for what? Because I killed him? How childish. He should be greatful he's even allowed into the afterlife. I know it's a 'all immortals allowed' policy- but, they have indeed kicked out people before.

They hold a tight business down there and- *drip*

Oh? Oh. It's raining. Gut, dass ich unter einem Baum bin!

The trees in Maine have good shade and coverage. This is nice and all- but, I'm starting to become a little peckish. Haha. *grumble grumble* Oof! Hunger pains!

You turn me into a bird- AND RESTORE MY ORGANS?! Unbelievable. Once I retire, I'm going to prank him until his oversized suspenders fall off!

I head out into the rain, and let it's pellets dawn itself onto my fur coating. Thankfully, this doesn't bother me because, titmouse are known to live in tough climates- such as snowy terrain. The rain is basically nothing. Though, it does make my beautiful blue, white, and yellow gradient coat extremely damp.

There! A huge pile of sunflower seeds! A titmouses dream! I'm smart however, and know that this pile indicates that there is a squirrel near by. Squirrels, are a big predator for tufted titmouses. So, I have to be extremely careful.

. . .

Yesh! Squirrels are super agro-

I shoved all of the needed sunflower seeds in my mouth, before I could get swiped at again. I'm fine, just a little shaken up is all. Squirrels are a lot more cuter far away.

It's almost morning, I spent all of my time napping- too scared to fall asleep. That, and eating.

. . .

*SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

*THUD*

Ow. Oh! I'm 'normal' again! I should hurry on home- but I have something to do first.

I sit myself on the ground and pull the surrounding roots towards me and make then wrap around my body.

. . .

"Sigh."

Surprise! Surprise! I managed to use some of my left over energy to do my part of the lawn work for yesterday, and today.

Now... I need to look around for some fearful animals. I'm quite vunrable right now actually! There was a pretty big storm- so I'm sure to find some animals with some scratches fearing for their little lives out there.

I can't wait to go back home! But, work is very much needed. I can't go back, so weak. I wouldn't want them to worry!

END
Translation: Gut, dass ich unter einem Baum bin....Good thing I'm under a tree
Word count: 899
Author note: I learned a lot from my bird watching class, so I decided to use it here! Enjoy!

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