𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥'𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 | albedo [18+]

𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠

Listen, folks... I have not seen the bright light of Wattpad in what feels like decades... When I was told that once I got back into Tumblr and AO3, and then tried to return here, would be like walking out of a movie theatre on a sunny day, I had doubts. 

Do y'all still dub sex scenes with the term "lemon", or all we all grown up now, Wattpad?

Anyhow, I've completely forgotten how to tag stories here! Seriously; my fingers are shakily hovering over this keyboard right now. What do I do? No clue. So, I'm just going to do this like I structure my Tumblr posts, if that's cool? Great.

Minors! Like you even care to read this even a little bit, Wattpad isn't like Tumblr in the slightest! And no one's inclined to put their age here (though somehow, I feel like age-checking here is pointless because you all lie upon entry, anyway). Just don't make it obvious that if you're reading this, that you're underage? It's gross. Please.

And like I mentioned! I'm on Tumblr (niicevibe) and AO3 (nicevibe). This is a non-shameful plug. Go follow me there. Go.

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬✦ 18+ (minors & blank blogs dni), virgin!reader, virgin!albedo, pwp, vaginal fingering, handjob, oral (m. receiving), brief deepthroating (🙏🏼), safe experimentation (& unsafe piv sex lmao), creampie (multiple, implied), impregnation (?), cock warming, aftercare; brief convo of menstrual cycles & periods; mention of blood; uhhh it's a bit comedic at times, lawls, but this is pretty vanillz, y'know?

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬✦ klee, kaeya, the traveler (unspecified), paimon, lisa, sucrose, iris, timaeus

Okay, then. Go ahead and read it...