3 days later

(The Detectives)

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Is anybody coming to the picnic or is it just me and Hazel?

Hazel and Alexander shipper: Me and Beanie are on our way!!

George the angel: Alex is taking forever to get ready. It's like he's trying to impress someone.🤔🤔🤔

TheHounarableDaisyWells: LOL. It's probably Hazel.

Hazel changed her username to 🌷Hazel 🌷

🌷Hazel 🌷: What about me?

George the angel: Nothing!

ALEX:) : Wait. Has anyone got food for the picnic?

🌷Hazel 🌷: Me and Daisy are at the shop. What do you guys want ?

Hazel and Alexander shipper: I want hula hoops, chocolate and...

TheHounarableDaisyWells: And what?

Hazel and Alexander shipper: SAUSAGE ROLLS!!!

Lavinia is the murderer: OMG YESSSSSS!!

George the angel: Definitely. I also want a baguette to wack Alex with.

ALEX:) : 😢🥺🙇🏼‍♂️

TheHounarableDaisyWells: In that case I'll buy two!

🌷Hazel 🌷: Stop being mean to Alexander.

Hazel and Alexander shipper: Why?

* Beanie* : I'm just reading through the chat and I know this is Kitty's thing but... ☕️🍿☕️🍿

Hazel and Alexander shipper: 🍿☕️🍿☕️

🌷Hazel🌷: Alexander is a very good friend and doesn't deserve to be hit.

ALEX:) : Ty Hazel!😊

🌷Hazel 🌷: No problem.☺️

Lavinia is the murderer changed her username to Halexander4ever

Hazel and Alexander shipper: Omg love the username!

ALEX :) :😳

🌷Hazel🌷: 😡😳

*Beanie* : What a cute username!!

TheHounarableDaisyWells:🤢🤮

🌷Hazel 🌷: Anyways what other food do you want?

George the angel: Guys Alex is reading the chat and you have no idea how red he is!

TheHounarableDaisyWells: You should see Hazel.

Amina the goddess: Guys I just finished my homework to see that I had like 200 notifications.

Amina the goddess: Also I want sandwiches 🥪 

Hazel and Alexander shipper: Imagine doing homework in the morning.

TheHounarableDaisyWells: You have betrayed us Amina!

Amina the goddess: Soz.😅😜

Halexander4ever: I want a bunch of sweets and lots of fizzy drinks 

🌷Hazel 🌷: Is lemonade ok?

ALEX:) : omg I love lemonade!

🌷Hazel 🌷: Same!

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Ok now that you two have stopped flirting I paid for all the food and we are headed to the park. Also we need at least 3 picnic mats. We forgot them!😝😝😝

George the angel: We'll bring them.

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Ty 

Amina the goddess: Lavinia could you come and pick me up? I don't have anyone to take me.

Halexander4ever: Of course I will.

Amina the goddess: Kitty and Lavinia I love your usernames!😍😍

Amina the goddess changed her username to Alex loves Hazel

🌷Hazel🌷: Why does everyone do that? We are just really close friends.

George the angel: Friends?

ALEX :) : Yes.

Hazel and Alexander shipper: K. K.🤔😑

Halexander4ever: Guys me and Amina are nearly there!

George the angel: Alex is still getting ready! He can't decide what to wear.

(Serious chat over sausage rolls)

George the angel: Guys you all obviously know why he is taking such a long time to get ready.

Halexander4ever: Yep.

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Sadly yes.

Hazel and Alexander shipper : 👍

Alex loves Hazel: Yeah.

*Beanie*: We need to get them together.

Alex loves Hazel: How?

TheHounarableDaisyWells: I have the perfect plan.

(The detectives)

George the angel: Alex is finally ready so we will be there in like 5.

*Beanie*: We are also arriving in 5.

🌷Hazel 🌷: Ok Beanie!

-5 minutes later-

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Guys I see an idiot and his less of an idiot friend.

ALEX:) : Who's that?

George the angel: She's talking about us Alexander.🤦🏾

ALEX :) : Oh.

( Serious chat over sausage rolls)

George the angel: Ok are we ready to start phase one of the plan?

Halexander4ever: 👍 

TheHounarableDaisyWells: 👍 Hazel is on her phone.

George the angel: *takes Alexander's phone and runs* I got it!

(Detectives) 

ALEX :) changed his username to Lovesick 💗

Lovesick 💗: Guys I  think I'm in love.

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Really! Who?

🌷Hazel🌷: Oh. Who?

(Serious chat over sausage rolls)

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Guys help Hazel looks really sad.

Alex loves Hazel: Why?

TheHounarableDaisyWells: Because she thinks he likes someone else!!





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