ROWAN

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House Coat (Row-be)
(we call "robes" "house coats" in Canada and robe goes with Row i think idk... im sleep deprived)

Row

Rowan

Row

ROWAN

ROWAN OH MY LORD ANDWER ME

WHAT DO YOU WANT DANIEL???

SO

YOURE IN FRANCE RAIGHT?

YEAH?

SO IM IN NICE WITH MY GF ANF I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WANT TO COME MEET UP

ARE YOU TRYING TO KIDNAP ME?

BC ITS WORKING BC I LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

take that back rn.

no.

ALSO

what happened to me being your favourite 🤨🤨

you lost that title to Lily and Heidi

Nvm I don't want to see you ANYWAYS

FINE!

FINE!

YOU HAVE NO SOUL ANYWAYS

LOW BLOW BUDDY

DONT TALK TO ME AGAIN DANIEL! WE'RE OVER

GOOD! THIS WAS A SHIT FRENDSHIP ANYWAYS

tell Heidi she's gorgeous.

NOT AFTER THAT!

FIND YOUR OWN HEIDI

also, I'll text you the restaurant

Woah buddy

slow your roll

what are you? a boomer?

DID DANIEL FUCKING RICCIARDO CALL ME A BOOMER? ARENT YOU LIKE 40?!

40?!

FUCKING 40???
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I LOOK AT MOST 20

sure, keep telling yourself that.

you're a leprechaun, I don't need to listen to you. go back to your pot of gold

lucky charm looking ass

THATS A SHIT CERIAL AND YOU KNOW IT

GO BACK TO H2O LAND AND OH NOR CLEOR SOMEWHERE ELSE

THE ONLY GOOD PART ABKUT IRELAND IS NIALL HORAN AND HE DOESNT EBEN LIVE THERE

NO THE BEST PART OF IRELAND IS THE SHOW DERRY GIRLS

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THAT SHOW WAS JAMES AND HES BRITISH!

WOWWWWWW

I'm blocking you, Orla is the best and YOU KNOW IT

James.

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ROWAN

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(sorry they decided to switch lines smh)

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