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Dare 19

Alrighty, we have one from JaxtheKazakhstan and the dare is: I dare America and Russia to go out on a date, but America's love ruin the date.

Ame: Wtf—

Rus: It had to be him!?

Ame: I'll do it, if y'all don't tell Philip about this

Me: Okays

Rus: So it's technically cheating on pipsqueak?

Ame: Eh...

Kuya: Shame on you, Ame

Rus: Tsk,

Me: Well it's a dare, so we gotta do it

Kuya: Also Ame's 'love' gotta ruin it

Ame: so I gotta be a flirt?

Rus: That doesn't affect me

Ame: Imma ruin it with my whole heart and soul

Rus: Good luck with that, craphead

Me: Do it quickly, cuz Philip may come at any second *👏*

Ame: wai—

*le vanish*

Rus and Ame: *at the restaurant*

Rus: There is no way we're gonna date

Ame: Well we used to
ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ɪ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sʜɪᴘ ʀᴜsᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ǫᴜɪᴛ ɪᴛ ᴄᴜᴢ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇs

Rus: oh shut up

Ame: Let's just do it, I want this over with

*phone rings*

Ame: Oh shoot! It's Sunshine

Rus: Lmfao

Ame: W-wassup, Mahal?

Phil: Hey, Joe!

Ame: Why a-are you c-calling?

Phil: Meh, I was just bored and you were the first one on the list

Rus: How often do y'all call?

Phil: Is that Kuya Rus? Tell him I said 'hi'!

Ame: Alright, I'm kinda busy right now

Phil: oki, surry

(Hangs up)

Ame: Hi

Rus: Tf—

Ame: that's what she said

Rus: okay

Ame: So watcha want on the men

Rus: Mario Spejet

Ame: drinks?

Rus: mike wozouskey

Ame: Alrighty

Waiter: what would the sirs want?

Ame: Amongus burger and Mario spejet

Waiter: drinks?

Rus: mike wozouskey and...

Ame: floppa soda

Waiter: *goes to the back*

Rus: So what did the dare say again?

Ame: I dare America and Russia to go out on a date, but America's love ruin the date.

Rus: Alright, do your thing now

Ame: So I make a first move?

Rus: *Disgusted by the sexy way he's speaking*

Ame: *le smirk*

Rus: Nvm, you're disgusting. Cya *leaves*

Waiter: Your food—

Ame: Nope, my date left