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just to tell you about some of the weird marks you may see.
(,'',)=Angelica ('' '')=Mycon ("' "')=Remley (# #)= Gabriola, and lastly, 1(;' ';)2('; ;')= Clancy(1)Keith(2)

these marks are used to explain which characters are talking. plx keep an eye- or thought, out for these signs, as it might get confusing.




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I don't like To shucks round the bushes. Which is ironic, considering the situation I'm in. so I'll just get aright to the point. Have ya ever wondered bout the RiNging in your dome? when they start seemingly for no reason? There's a REASON for that. some people say it's from overwhelming sounds, others say its from your ears popping, some even say it's from too much EARWAX! ... heheh... that's pretty amusing it is, but that's not the reason why. Ohhhh no it, is, NOT. The reason why (grainy transfer) is because, Dea-Th I-s NE-AR-B-i-i-i-i-i -I kNow this is a lot to ruminate about, as there are loads of rational reasons why this happens. But that's an effect going all the way back to the adam and eve. Rationality. It's what lonesomely keeps the truth about the afterlife works a skilamalink from the living realm. This, pitched with the believers and sinners all help "ThE mAn UpStAiRs" know who belongs with him, and who belongs with Jolly Old Saint INN. however, there are some people who take a while to be decided on, who tried hard before their demise to right their wrongs, who would want to stay alive solely to fix what they broke. those people are given a choice, be sent straight to low bye hell hi, give in purgatory till their placement, or become the last opinion... They say that there are different angels, which is true. The living also say that one version of angels is called ANGELS OF DeAtH... That's also true. However, the third part they got wrong, for angels of death don't have wings. They don't fly around... but they do move around, In a place that moves around, a place t not only helps collect souls, but carries them as well. transfers them to there eternel life. It's a place cal---

,'MYCON',! Said a girls voice. ''Cheese and crust WHAT IS IT''?! ,'Thys SORTING'S OVER! Said the girl as she enters the room. (she looked quite like a Sally B, though she was french. And she had a small nose and oval-like face. a cute Elizabethan coat and skirt- with small hands and waist, but a VERY STERN LooK and PERSONALITY. She was Quite a Popsy Wopsy, if i do say so myself) and whost were thousT SPEAKING too',? She asks in a rude tone. ''Bloody hell, you Chruch bell, don't be such a BackBiter''! I said blandly, we all do usually. (it's an effect from having very dim emotions all the bloody time. That's what has to happen to you, if ya want to become one of us. Dealing with unfiltered emotions of/ people/ who just died can do terrible things to the mind, manipulating your feelings in so many

ways, til you can't get it out of your head for DAYS AND DAYS. this makes the man upstairs do the o'ly thing he can, limit our feelings so we don't grow too emotional, and so we can rationalize easier. Makes sense though, if not for/ this we'd all be scrapgraces in this here realm.)

,'thy shan't make uncivilized quivers to others',. She said with another bland
stern face. ''Whatever, you BoBolYne. I replied. Finished hogging all the work have you?

Or have you had too much''? I blandly accused. ,'Tu shan't be a blinded fool, for thee works such

as me. However, I seldom say tu answers question asked not',. ''I was chatting to Jolly Old Saint INN, care to join me''? ,'TWHAT',?! ''Didn't think as much''...