[04] I have abs

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Pervy Asshole
Oh my God
Chris, I accidentally texted

this fucking rude number-

Can you believe the nerve
of it calling me a child?

I'm a fucking hot ass male

Hottie from the party
I can't tell of you're drunk
Or just dumb?

Pervy Asshole
😒😒

Its you

Why are you still here?

Hottie from the party
Because you love me
and you'll die without me.

Pervy Asshole
That is the most disgusting
thing I've ever heard

Hottie from the party
Read*

Boy, square the fuck up!

Pervy Asshole
Bro, I got 2nd belt in both Taekwondo and Martial Arts. 

One punch and you're dead

Hottie from the party
Aww, with your baby hands?

Pervy Asshole
Dude, I'd choke you with my hands

and you'd say thank you

Hottie from the party
Ew tf?

You probably have noodle arms
and sausage fingers.

Toothpick ass legs
and stomach as large as a drum.

Pervy Asshole
Hey! I HAVE ABS

AND A TONED BODY

YOU'D DIE JUST TO TOUCH IT

Hottie from the party
No, I'd die after touching that.

Pervy Asshole
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Hottie from the party
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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Hi, how are you?

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Thanks for reading
Cya💚

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