Nerdy Asshole
Did we really offend you?
Shortcake
No, I'm all happy and sunshine.
What makes you say that?
Nerdy Asshole
You weren't responding anymore
And I kinda got worried
Are you sure you're fine?
Shorcake
I'm good, I just got a little
flustered, that's all.
Nerdy Asshole
Okay, cool.
Shortcake
Cool.
Well, this is awkward, you're being
normal and its creeping me out.
Nerdy Asshole
What? You want me to be
horny?
Shortcake
Good Lord, NO!
I WAS ONLY BASKING IN THAT WEIRD OCCURRENCE,
YOU PERVERTED MOTHERFUCKER!
Nevermind.
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Pervy Asshole
Lmfao, you get flustered easily
your reactions are funny too
Shortcake
I'm just some sort of clown for
your amusement?
Pervy Asshole
Yeah, MY clown
Shortcake
Fuck you! 🖕🖕🖕🖕
Pervy Asshole
Is that an insult or an invitation?
Shortcake
You're so dirtyminded, Lee Minho.
Pervy Asshole
You act so innocent but yet you understand everything I say
And calling my name only makes
me giddier :)
Shortcake
I am one second away from
blocking your ass.
Pervy Asshole
That's a first
Why didn't you do that eight
months ago?
Shortcake
You're an idiot.
Pervy Asshole
At least I'm hot, right?
Shortcake
Yes|
Y|
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Shortcake
Yeah, whatever!
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Hi, how are you?
As always Lee (> •-•)> will be taking your votes and comments
Thanks for reading
Cya💜
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Texting Lee know | Book two
FanfictionAuthor; What would you like for today? Readers: We'd like a classic cliche wrong number, a side of Chaos, a double whip of sass and for dessert we'd like fluff. Thank you. Minho is given a wrong number and boy is he mad about it.
