We open up to see the I.M.P building and zoom in on a door within with a poor wrote note that says meeting in progress
Blitzo: Allright I know business has been slow yes its not anyones fault I'm not naming any names here..moxxie...
Moxxie: wtf face
Blitzo: does anyone have any ideas to get business drumming up again
Millie: what about a car wash!!
Blitzo: this is hell millie nobody cares about clean cars here...OH what about a billboard
Moxxie: we can't afford a billboard sir
Blitzo: yea great really glad your here shoves moxxies face and pushes him onto the floor do I need to remind you of the service we provide
Blitz turns on the TV and it shows various ways that imp has killed someone it shows blitz shooting someone with his pistol the next scene shows moxxie strangling someone then loona bitting someone's head and millie cutting off someone's head with a spear and finally it shows Max beating someone's head in with a hammer they all watch this while eating some popcorn
Blitzo: good times
Moxxie: I don't need reminding sir considering you blew our paychecks on an obnoxious TV add last week one you additionally paid to have run for 3 hours on a channel nobody watches
Blitzo: what's so abnoxious about a jingle it's a super fun slogan that distracts the customer when an ad is spitting bullshit
Millie: people love musical sir
Blitzo: see that's all we're doing it's just a big musical number...are you gonna crush my musical dreams mox just like my dad because all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me right now
Moxxie: sir i-
Millie: teasingly you trying to crush his dreams mox? I thought I knew you
Max: actually I haven't seen the commercial yet can I see it?
Blitzo: sure turns the TV on to play the commercial
Moxxie: I'd like to go on note that incident was loonas fault dispatch is supposed to give us the correct Info on a target
Loona: sit on a dick
Moxxie: no you sit on..a...with...the..DO YOUR JOB
Max: smooth dad real smooth
Blitzo: hey now we don't blame our screw ups on loona she didn't do anything wrong
Moxxie: are you kidding sir she's awful
Flashback
Loona picks up the phone
YOU ARE READING
helluva boss Yandere
FanfictionMax dare a human who was taken by demons as a kid taken by various demons over and over for different reasons but now he's 17 and they are back
