Continuing from the last chapter
Stolas: gets out of the van oh Octavia don't be like that you loved this place when you where growing up and I'm sure Max will to gets pulled to the side by blitzo
Blitzo: not listen this is work me and my employees are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs so-
Octavia: dad do we really nee-
Blitzo: yea mhm one second sweetie in a menacing voice twords stolas if you try to fuck my little ass in that park I swear to God i-
Stolas: ohohohohoho your so cute pinches blitzos cheek when you get all serious
Octavia: I think I'm literally going to be sick
Max: right behind you sis
Moxxie: oh Crumbs I knew today would be alot what do you need ant-acid, Tylenol, musings, morphine? Pulls out a bunch of green acid looking needles
Max: wrong pouch dad and we were being sarcastic but love the enthusiasm walks on with the rest of he group
Moxxie: throws the needles into a baby carrige but they said it was litteral
Millie: just teens being teens mox Gasps LOOK ITS BIG WOOBLY!!!
moxxie: that's deeply upsetting
Millie: have you never been here mox? My parent would bring me and my siblings here...when they could swing it money wise
Moxxie: I can see why the prices are criminal I mean just look the price for a novelty cup that you'll only use once!
Millie: it's because it's loo loo land!
Max: comes over covered in blood next to blitz she's right dad this is normal
Moxxie: who's blood is that
Max: some guy in an apple suit I thought if I threw him in a crusher I'd get apple juice
Moxxie: that's also unsettling
Blitzo: listen to your ho mox drinks from a novelty cup while dressed in novelty cloths now why don't you two have fun while me and Max take the first watch
A little bit later
Stolas: watches blitzo move around like a spy you look so handsome on the job blitzy~
Blitzo: quite bitch I'm working
Max/Octavia: get a room you two
Blitzo: I'm not a day hooker mkay!
Random woman: gasps loudly well I never
Blitzo: I just said I wasn't prude flips her off
Stolas: oh look tavia you used to cry such tears of joy at this show points to a tent
Max: something happen?
Octavia: yea and I don't want to talk about it
Max: ok sis just remember I'm here for you
Octavia: thanks Max
Stolas: being carried by murderous imps Blitzy I need my bodyguard right now
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helluva boss Yandere
FanfictionMax dare a human who was taken by demons as a kid taken by various demons over and over for different reasons but now he's 17 and they are back