chapter 6: Vendo pan

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Brimi: vendo pan vendo pan

Freddiepluto: what
Why r u messaging us at 2 am

I'm6fttall: that's not very brian

Brimi: i carn't slewp

Discodeacy: aren't we all

Brimi: Vendo pan

Freddiepluto: i'm so bored
What do you do when you're bord

I'm6fttall: i watch gacha heat

Discodeacy: i watch you sleep

I'm6fttall: WHAT

Brimi: vendo pan

I'm6fttall: IF U SAY "VENDO PAN" ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA THROW U OUT OF THE WINDOW

Brimi: woah alr bro chill your balls i won't 😰😰

Discodeacy: is roger on his period rn

Freddiepluto: probably

I'm6fttall: NO I'M NOT WTF

Discodeacy: nenenenene

Brimi: guys what's ur opinion abt ppl who sell breads

Freddiepluto: idk

Discodeacy: cool

I'm6fttall: i sell drugs

Freddiepluto: can i buy one

I'm6fttall: suer come to my house at 10 am

Freddiepluto: ok

I'm6fttall: WTF FREDDIE I TOLD U TO COME AT 10 WHY R U OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

Freddiepluto: lwt m3 in pla

Discodeacy: what the balls

Freddiepluto: i got weedd

Discodeacy: good

Brimi: eugh

I'm6fttall: i'm hungry
I'm gonna go downstairs to grab some food

Freddiepluto: share

Brimi: i'm slowly disconnecting from reality

Discodeacy: farts

Brimi: ew

Freddiepluto: I HEARD A THUD I THINK ROG FELL

Discodeacy: congrats

I'm6fttall: I FELL AND HIT MY THUMB REALLY HARD I'M SOBBINH

Brimi: did u shriek like a girl

I'm6fttall: erm no

Discodeacy: yeah right
Why r freddie and roger offline

Brimi: i love the beatles

Discodeacy: me too i love John Lennon

Brimi: gayass

Discodeacy: NOT IN A ROMANTIC WAY

Freddiepluto: i got kicked out :((

Brimi: why

Freddiepluto: roger's shriek woke his parents up and they kicked me out

Discodeacy: hrlp

Brimi: what about the weed

Freddiepluto: they're safe with me

Discodeacy: i'm so glad

I'm6fttall: jiggles my bawls

Discodeacy: my face turned red like a used tampon

Brimi: can yall not be horny for once

Freddiepluto: yeah stop this horniness

Discodeacy: oh look who's talking

Freddiepluto: i'm not horny fym

I'm6fttall: shakes ass aggressively

Brimi: yours is flat

Freddiepluto: STOP TJIS

Discodeacy: twerks

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I'm kinda running out of ideas, so if you have any story ideas for this book, don't hesitate to request them in the comments :))

Bye XD



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