Arnold: Wanna go on the tilt-a-whirl?
Lila: Well, to be perfectly honest, I sometimes get a little... queasy on the big rides.
Arnold: Don't worry. The ride goes nice and slow. You'll be fine.
Lila: Okay, Arnold. If you say so.
[She and Arnold get up and leave]
Helga Pataki: So, she gets queasy on the big rides.
[laughs]
Arnold: [Getting onto the tilt-a-whirl] You're gonna love this ride, Lila. it goes really slow and easy.
[the ride starts slowly]
Helga Pataki: [Walks up to the controller] Hey, mister, some of the kids are complaining that the ride's too slow. They say you should crank the speed up to really high.
Tilt-a-whirl Controller: I told them it was too slow! Up! Crank it up!
[Puts the speed all the way up, then laughs maniacally]
Helga Pataki: [Chuckles and watches Arnold and Lila on the ride]
Lila: [after a few minutes] Oh, Arnold, I don't feel so good... [Throws up]
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Bahahahaha -laughs so hard- god, I remember my first time on a roller coaster, it was nOT cool ._. damn those friends, they told me it'd be a slow one. It was that loop-di-loop one x'D
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Random♦ Extremely Funny Quotes (if you're a Hey Arnold fan, you'll understand) ;) read at your own risk! ♦
