41 Reasons Why Periods Suck

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1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
... 6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
10. NO white pants that week.
11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
14. boys are 10x more annoying.
15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
20. you wish you weren't a girl.
21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
22. You never know when it's coming because only girly girls keep a calendar
23. Grosse feeling
24, No cold drinks
25. feel like doing nothing, at all
26. feel like the crappiest ugliest person
27. pads are uncomfortable
28. tampons are awkward
29. carrying extra pads and tampons awkwardly around the school
30. Your pee isn't yellow or clear
31. The smell of rotten fish
32. After a shower you can't dry your vagg. so you have to put it wetly in the underwear and it feels weird
33. Temper goes from a 50. to a 500.
34. you can feel it when you laugh, talk, stand, laugh, run or move
35. It stops when i sleep, but when i wake up, BOOM. its back
36. feeling bloated
37. Boys are 40x more annoying then they usually are
38. chocolate and ice cream become your best friends
39. no more cute underwear
40. want to hit everybody in the face with a shovel
41. Feels like i am being stabved in my vagg. 400 times.

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