They drive battleships down Mopac
at eighty miles per hour,
Peeping through the window of the wheel,
Hands at ten and two above their heads.
Next to them,
I see blue birds' nests and noses,
spectacles perched atop their beatific smiles,
gnarled knuckles absently in place.
I wonder what the blue-haired ladies think,
perched on pillows
inside two-ton metal missles
hurtlling down macadam and concrete.
I've never seen a single one
look to the side, the rear,
or ever use a mirror except to plant some
artificial roses in her cheeks.
They must drive divinely guided --
For I know they don't see me;
They don't see anyone,
They don't see traffic lights
or stop signs, dogs or joggers.
They see Jesus' face I think,
and he leads them safely home
and to the store for kitty litter.
I see them humming
in their tinted, cool coccoons;
"The Old Rugged Cross"
comes in telepathic transit through my window,
powered by the fervor of habitual belief.
The blue-haired ladies fill the roads,
a great and growing flock
of souls on cruise control --
holy rollers driven by their Lord,
their Ford, their Pontifiac,
their First Church of Buick,
comfy in their leather pews;
candles burn upon the dash next to plastic
virgins grinding to the bumps.
I think the blue hair must really be
secret, complex antennae
that link little old ladies directly to God.
Otherwise, all the roads and highways
would be littered with their corpses.
I smile at that -- and I relax,
safe in my knowledge that the car ahead,
powered by a blue-haired Oldsmobile apostle,
is surely, truely
blessed.
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My Best That's Not Too Hot
PoetryA collection of my best poetry that's not too adult to get an R rating