Texts from Him | Destiel

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CastielNovak: Well, hello, pretty boy.

(785) 124-1979: Uhmm... Hello?

CastielNovak: Hey, it's nice to meet ya.

(785) 124-1979: You're not Cas.

CastielNovak: Bingo! That's right.

(785) 124-1979: Then, who are you?

CastielNovak: Gabriel, his little brother.

(785) 124-1979: And why do you have Cas's cellphone?

CastielNovak: I stole it from Cassie when he went to the bathroom.

(785) 124-1979: Why would you do that?

CastielNovak: Because we just wanted to get to know the mystery guy, who my big brother has been texting for the past few weeks.

(785) 124-1979: We? I thought it was only you.

CastielNovak: I'm not alone, they're a few idiots sitting around me, who are watching with me.

(785) 124-1979: Let me guess, you just got hit by one of them because you called them idiots.

CastielNovak: Oh God! Are you psychic or something? How did you know i would hit him? By the way, my name is Charlie.

(785) 124-1979: It was just a feeling and nice to meet you, Charlie.

CastielNovak: Well, now that i have the phone back, after it was rudely taken away from me, we wanted to ask you something.

(785) 124-1979: Okay, shoot.

CastielNovak: What's going on between you and Cas?

(785) 124-1979: What do you mean by that?

CastielNovak: Geez, since you can't take a hint, i'll make it simple; are you dating my brother? - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979: No, we're just friends.

CastielNovak: I call bullshit. You two can't be just friends. - Gabriel.

CastielNovak: Yeah, Gabriel is right. You two can't be just friends. - Charlie.

CastielNovak: Are you sure? 'Cause Mr. Fizzles can sense when you're being a Liiiaaaaarrr! - Garth Vader.

(785) 124-1979: Okay, I don't know how to feel about that last comment but i ain't lying.

CastielNovak: How can you not be dating my brother? - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979: That's what i'm asking myself everyday when i wake up.

CastielNovak: Wait! So does this mean you like our little bumblebee? - Charlie.

(785) 124-1979: Haha, cute nickname. And yes, i like Castiel.

CastielNovak: Knew it. - Gabriel.

CastielNovak: Yes, the ship has sailed, the ship has sailed. - Charlie.

CastielNovak: But why don't you just tell Cas that you like him? - Kevin.

(785) 124-1979: Oh, he knows that i like him.

CastielNovak: Wait? What? You must be kidding. - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979: Nope, i told him that right of the bet when we texted for the first time.

CastielNovak: Then, why the hell isn't my ship together? - Charlie.

(785) 124-1979: Because we're just friends and i don't know even know if he's really into guys.

CastielNovak: Oh, i can reassure that my big brother is into guys. One hundred precent. - Gabriel.

Dean sighed in relief after he read the text from Gabriel and leaned against his bed, like a huge weight has been lifted off his shoulders. He has never been sure whether Castiel was into men, because the times when he did flirt with him, he thought that maybe he was just playing along.

(785) 124-1979: Good, that's nice to hear.

CastielNovak: So what are you going to do? - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979: Eating, cause i'm starving.

CastielNovak: No, you idiot, we mean about what are you going to do with Cas? - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979: Why should i do something?

CastielNovak: So that you and Cas can start dating! - Kevin.

(785) 124-1979: Cas doesn't even like me in that way.

CastielNovak: Oh God. You're so clueless. - Gabriel.

CastielNovak: Are you blind or something? Do i need to smack you with a spoon for you to see it? - Charlie

(785) 124-1979:Why am i clueless and need to get smacked by a spoon which i find very scary for some reason?

CastielNovak: Don't you see the way Castiel texts you? - Kevin.

CastielNovak: Or the way he smiles when he gets a text from you? - Charlie.

CastielNovak: Or how much happier he's these days? - Garth Vader.

CastielNovak: My brother ha

(785) 124-1979: My brother and then what?

(785) 124-1979: What comes after that?

CastielNovak: We can't talk anymore because Cassie is coming out of the bathroom.

(785) 124-1979: Oh, okay.

CastielNovak: And could you please not tell him that we sent you a text today? - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979: Sure.

CastielNovak: Thanks, man. - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979: Goodbye, Guys.

CastielNovak: Smell ya later. - Charlie.

CastielNovak: Nice to meet you. - Kevin.

CastielNovak: Laters. - Garth Vader.

CastielNovak: Until next time, Stranger! - Gabriel.

(785) 124-1979 went offline.

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Let's all just be glad that Dean is at least pretty.