"This is homework hotline! Here to help you with all your homework..."
"It's me again."
"Oh it's the guy that needs a good pickup line."
"Yeah actually that would be very helpful."
"Alright then give me a second..."
"..."
"..."
"Okay it's been a second, sweetheart."
"Sweetheart?"
"I'm trying to find a good nickname for you."
"Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?"
"I'm always this hot."
"..."
"Oh you were giving me a pickup line to use."
"Yes, loser."
"Lets flip a coin; heads your mine, tails I'm yours."
"How about no."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber."
"You don't know what I look like."
"Wow you're not making this easy."
"I know right."
"On the plus side, I now have a lot of good pickup lines."
"You know, you could have just looked online."
"I know. That's how I got the ones I used on you."
"Then why did you even call me?"
"I just like talking to you."
"Okay..."
"I'll talk to you later, cutecumber."
"Cutecumber?"
"Yep."
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Homework Hotline
Short Story"This is homework hotline! Here to help you with all your homework needs! Including: math, english, science, social studies and..." "I need help on love." "Love?" "Yeah, love." "Um...I'm sorry sir that's not one of the subjects we supply help on."
