"Do you believe in unicorns?"
"Are you insane?"
"Yes, yes I am."
"Alright then of course I believe in unicorns."
"Okay good because I can't date someone you doesn't believe in unicorns."
"..."
"You see, I'm making a list of all the girls I would date."
"That's weird."
"Don't worry cutecumber you're at the top my my list."
"Like I care."
"Oh, we both you do care."
"I don't."
"Well I do."
"You care about me?"
"Yeah, I care about you a lot."
"You know it's two freaking a.m."
"Yeah I know."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Maybe okay can be our always."
"Okay."
"Oh my gosh. We just quoted The Fault in our Stars perfectly."
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