I am surrounded by imbeciles. How can I possibly be only fifteen minutes into this meeting? - MH
Imbeciles? I thought you said you had a meeting with NATO this morning? - GL
Exactly. I can't bear this mindless drivel... - MH
Myc, I'd love to help, but surely you're meant to be... Y'know... Listening right now? - GL
Certainly not. - MH
Mycroft... - GL
It's hardly *important* what they're discussing. Nuclear weapons and such - MH
Hardly important? You shock me sometimes, Mr Holmes - GL
You know you love it though - MH
That was... Surprisingly flirtatious - GL
Is this a problem? - MH
Well... No. - GL
I suppose the only option from here is to continue, then. - MH
Hmm. Just a heads up, I am also meant to be involved in a meeting. - GL
Gregory! Put your phone away at once. I can't be responsible for putting you in any kind of trouble - MH
You're texting too!! - GL
I mastered the art of texting inconspicuously long ago. There's no chance of anyone noticing me, that's the difference! - MH
It's an office safety briefing and the whole building is here. I'm sat in the middle. Can my texting be excused? - GL
How visible are you? - MH
Practically invisible. Some crazy lad keeps questioning every practice - it's keeping everyone distracted enough - GL
Okay. You've convinced me. Now where were we? - MH
I do believe you were about to seduce me by text. - GL
Ah yes, I do remember. - MH
Go on then, Mr Holmes... - GH
Mr Holmes? Tad formal for you? - MH
Alright then. Myc - GL
Of course I don't *mind* being called Mr Holmes. After all, I do prefer to call you Gregory... - MH
And I don't mind that at all - GL
Sarcasm?? - MH
No! No - it's difficult to get tone across through texts. Are you around tonight? - GL
If I can cancel 'platonic dinner with Lady Smallwood' tonight, then yes - MH
You have a date with Lady Smallwood? I almost feel dejected ;) - GL
Oh come off it. You of all people know my preference in gender. If she weren't quite as important as she is, I'd be tempted to have her removed by "accident" - MH
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Breaking the ice {Mystrade}
FanfictionAfter the Sherrinford incident, Mycroft finds himself lost, cold and afraid. But mostly bored. Luckily for him, one phonecall from a certain Detective Inspector is about to change that. However, scars of the past don't fade easily. Could this new...