Sorry, my brain wants to be lazy so no sarcasm today. Instead to make up for it, here is some things to do if your bored!
1. Stare at your parents/grandparents/aunt/uncle/sibling/yougetthepoint until they notice then look away. Then repeat.
2. Go outside. Never saw that comin, did ya!
3. Tell your younger sibling or any little kid that you are them from the future then run away.
4. Put vanilla pudding inside a mayo jar. Then eat it in front of people.
5. Pick up a tiny desk if you have one, bring it into the living room, and ask people if they have an appointment.
6. Buy some birdseeds and ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.
7. Hold up your passport/ID to random people at scream, DID YOU SEE THIS MAN! Even if you are a female, say man. It will be more affective.
8. Go to a building with windows. Bring a napkin. Write "how ya like them apples" on it. Them press the napkin against the window and casually stand there. Look at people's faces when they see the napkin.
9. Spray mosquito repellent on a mosquito and laugh because he will never have any friends.
10. Name your device titanic. Then download songs. Be amused that the titanic is syncing.
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Comebacks and Sarcasm
RandomWell... See.... I got rid of my soul to make room for all this sarcasm. Now I need somewhere to keep it.
