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Captions for R2-D2 and C-3PO Working at Walmart

I while back, I saw a photo of R2-D2 in front of C-3PO both working at Walmart and actually wearing store aprons. I thought it was hilarious!

One caption I read is: "This is what staring in the prequels did to them."

But I think actual quotes from C-3PO in the movies and shows would be better:

"Excuse me sir, but that R2-D2 is in prime condition, a real bargain."

"I beg your pardon. What do you mean, naked?" [Artoo chatters] "My parts are showing? My goodness."

"I can assure you, they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships."

"My obtuse little friend, if they had needed our help, they would have asked for it, hmm? You obviously have a great deal to learn about human behavior."

"Is my head on strait?"

"What happened? I had the most peculiar dream."

"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."

"Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five...to one."

"We are now part of the tribe!"

"Days like this make me think I was manufactured under a bad sign."

Can you think of another caption?