Entry #1:
As I leave I saw her watery eyes,
trying to isolate my heart from ice.
Pursuing my soul was like being a kamikaze,
‘twas death that drew near me.
Until I’m home—in sky, she flies.
Entry #2:
There was once an old grudging man
Who said, “I should have never married that woman!”
I was lured by her body
Her pounding, bouncing booby
That I haven’t noticed, she too has something I have – an organ.
Entry #3:
There was a young girl who loves banana
She enters it everyday to her vagina
Her mom saw her
and said,
"Hey, You already have a penis, Hannah."
Entry #4:
Mayroong isang bayot,
Mahilig kumadyot,
Habang tumatae,
Nahirapang umiri,
May hemorroids na ang hindot.
