pants [yoonmin]

47.

yoongi93:
i just punched jungkook on the throat
he's coughing so much
i think he's dying
:o

littlemochi:
omgshshs
that's terrible
why'd you punch him??

yoongi93:
he was being annoying
it's ok
he's breathing again

littlemochi:
did you apologize?

yoongi93:
hell no

littlemochi:
so mean
jk
jk
dont punch me in the throat pls ;o
actually like . . . punch me
i would be totally ok with that
as long as it's by you

yoongi93:
your dedication astonishes me
you are my biggest fan

littlemochi:
did you ever doubt that?

yoongi93:
i used to
not anymore

littlemochi:
good
HEY THNX FOR FOLLOWINT ME AND LIKING MY PICS
I KNOW IVE ALREADY THANK U BUT THANKS AGAIN

yoongi93:
your welcome
:)

littlemochi:
i saw u posted that pic of your friend
was that caption from my picture ??

yoongi93:
yeah you got dope captions

littlemochi:
THANK YOU

yoongi93:
it's so cool that im the only one that knows how you look
😛

littlemochi:
yeah uh
i need to tell you something

yoongi93:
me too

littlemochi:
umm you go first

yoongi93:
no
ladies first

littlemochi:
ok since i go first i want you to go first

yoongi93:
ok are you working today?

littlemochi:
no today im off
but that's not what you wanted to tell me right?

yoongi93:
okay well here goes nothing
im not good with confessions
and im not romantic either
so im just going to say what's on my mind ok
i like you and i want to kiss you and hold your hand
so im guessing like . . . date?
i will like to meet up with you
i can go pick you up from work?
or we can make plans

littlemochi:
you like me???
like honestly?
this isn't a joke right?

yoongi93:
no i wouldn't joke around like that
do you not like me?
i assumed you did

littlemochi:
i do
i like you
but

yoongi93:
oh fuck
the "buts" are never good
are you married?
do you have kids?
do you have a bf?
are you lesbian?
it's cool don't worry

littlemochi:
no im none of those
it's worse

yoongi93:
holy shit
ur a murder
omg

littlemochi:
no im not a murder
but i did lie to you
im sorry
:(

yoongi93:
lie to me about what?

littlemochi:
im
fuck im really sorry
im
a
boy
:(
i used a fake picture im so sorry!!!!
i honestly didn't mean to lie to you i was just so scared you wouldn't talk to me
but i can't keep holding it
im sorry please don't be mad!

yoongi93:
wtf?
what?
you're kidding right?

littlemochi:
no i wish i was
im honestly really sorry!!!
i had no bad intentions
i really wish i was a girl . . .

yoongi93:
ok so
let me get this straight
you're saying you're a boy

littlemochi:
yes
im sorry
im sorry
im sorry

yoongi93:
right

littlemochi:
i promise im not lying
and it's okay if you're upset
i understand

yoongi93:
ok since your a boy then who are you?
is your name even jimin?
i need a picture to prove it
and this time i am requesting it because that's the least i deserve

littlemochi;
i
well

yoongi93:
who are you????

littlemochi:
well i

yoongi93:
just tell me who you are it's not that hard dude.

littlemochi:
are you mad at me?

yoongi93:
fuck yes im mad at you
tell me who you are

littlemochi:
okay but please don't be mad

yoongi93:
can you just tell me who you are???
like am i asking for the impossible?

littlemochi:
im
im
K IM TAEHYUNG

yoongi93:
what the actual fuck
now you're just tripping
if you don't want to let me know who you are that's fine
i just don't think i can keep talking to a stranger

littlemochi:
no no
don't stop talking to me!!!

yoongi93:
today @ 5:12
you and i
skype

littlemochi:
skype????

yoongi93:
yep
the username is yoongs_
i will wait for the call
if you don't call me by that time then it'll be okay but like i mentioned i won't keep talking to a stranger

littlemochi:
okay but

yoongi93:
see you then

littlemochi:
hey!!
wait
hello?
yoongi?

seen 12:35 p.m.