Avacadoe was an Avocado.
Shocking, I know.
He was so Avocado-ey that female Avocados really liked him.
Now Avacadoe was just walking along one day when he saw a very beautiful avocado. She was wearing a sombrero.
Avacado walked up to Avacada
"hey bb" he shouted quietly in a seductive voice "im a fr e sha va cad o"
Avacada smiled sweetly in return, but just then, an old looking avacado walked out of the building behind her. (It looked like a restaurant of some sorts, he guessed. Maybe that's why the word is there on a really big neon sign.)
"Avacada! What are you doing, talking to that American! We are Mexican! You know how dangerous those school shooting, wall building, kinder egg banning, gassing the Jews, oh wait no that was hitler wasn't it, still, people are! You mustn't deal with them!" And with that, Avacada was dragged away by Grumpy Grandparent tm, regret and sadness in her eyes.
The next day, Acacadoe saw Avacada again, and she ran over to him, her sombrero almost falling off because it was clearly too big.
"Hei bb" articulated Acacadoe clumsily. Avacada then whispered extremely loudly; "hey wazzup cömrade"
To be continued...
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Avocado x Avocado - the best fanfic ever innit
Fanfictionand if you think otherwise I WILL hire santa to find you and kill you in a very boring way like food poisoning and you wont get to have your climactic end like jumping off the Eiffel Tower. Requested by a friend.
