Avacadoe and Avacado the avocados met up the next day. They had now got each other's numbers and texted each other for a bit too long. Who knows how they did it, since we all know very well that avocados don't have hands, smh.
Anyway, Avacadoe and avacada talked about stuff. Then Avacadoe remembered his ps4 ban stopped today and hurried home because he's a weeb.
And then, the wall went up.
Tremp, the obese president of America, decided to build a wall.
Avacadoe and avacada were in trouble.
Meanwhile, while the wall was being built, avacadoe was walking again when he saw a really hot guy.
"Ooh ei tink ei meight be gay." Avacadoe said, but he just got the guys number to make friends bc he's a loyal boi- I mean avocado
To be continued
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Avocado x Avocado - the best fanfic ever innit
Fanfictionand if you think otherwise I WILL hire santa to find you and kill you in a very boring way like food poisoning and you wont get to have your climactic end like jumping off the Eiffel Tower. Requested by a friend.
