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Avocado x Avocado - the best fanfic ever innit

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and if you think otherwise I WILL hire santa to find you and kill you in a very boring way like food poisoning and you wont get to have your climactic end like jumping off the Eiffel Tower. Requested by a friend.

#aah #avacado #avacadoxavacado #brexit #bye #cyberlife #hahaha #hahahaha #helptheyhavemywifeandkids #imsofunnynosarcasm #iusuallyincludelikehalfthetagswhyamispammingthissomuchlikewtf #memes #purple #purpleness #purplewillreignsupreme #pussytacrights #ship #thanosxshrek4eva #yesthatsanoldinstatagidcibroughtitback

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by hispao

by hispao

                                    
                                              A few years later, and Avacada showed up at Avacadoes house after a hard boiled Brexit and also a hard time getting through customs, and they hugged for a few minutes
"It was so hard getting, past the wall but it worked! And I brought some stuff."
They were very happy. But only for a while, because when they got to Avacadoes living room, everything changed.

                          "You play with a PS4!" Bellowed Avacada silently. Avacadoe looked confused. "What about it?" He whispered so loud that China could hear it.
                          "Screw you!" Said avacada. "We all know Xbox is the best!" With that she left, and even if she did try to come back, Avacado wouldn't let her. He hated Xbox.