BreadbinUrine🍄: sure you are.
Ryro🎨: what's that supposed to mean?
BreadbinUrine🍄: my gaydar is wayyyyy off the charts baby boy
Ryro🎨: okay first of all, don't call me that.
Ryro🎨: second, I think you're detecting yourself bc I've never been with a boy.
BreadbinUrine🍄: and you've never been with a girl either I take it?
Ryro🎨: I have dated a girl but we didn't get that far. leave me alone about it
BreadbinUrine🍄: alright, alright. I've been with both and let's just say girls are hot and all but not my cuppa tea
Ryro🎨: good for you?
BreadbinUrine🍄: that was in my freshman year, tho. Her name was Sarah and she was the cutest little cupcake I swear
Ryro🎨: wait Sarah Orzechowski?
BreadbinUrine🍄: you know her?
Ryro🎨: she was one of my best friends in middle school. you dated her?
BreadbinUrine🍄: I did. jealous much?
Ryro🎨: I'm not jealous. Sarah is the sweetest person I've ever met and she surely wasn't well off with a fuckboy
BreadbinUrine🍄: for the last time, I'm not a fuckboy
BreadbinUrine🍄: I treated her right chill
Ryro🎨: sure
BreadbinUrine🍄: I did! we were a power couple for months there and things were really great but I just wasn't feeling it in that way with a girl
BreadbinUrine🍄: that's how I discovered I was gay. She was real understanding about it too
Ryro🎨: yeah bc people like Sarah don't express it when you waste their time and break their heart
BreadbinUrine🍄: you weren't there you wouldn't know
Ryro🎨: yeah, sure
BreadbinUrine🍄: okay enough about that. I wanna skype you
Ryro🎨: oh hell no
BreadbinUrine🍄: why not :(
Ryro🎨: I don't wanna see your dick Brendon that's why
BreadbinUrine🍄: aw come on that wasn't my first thought. but now that you bring it up I think you'd like it if you met Brendon jr
Ryro🎨: nah
BreadbinUrine🍄: I'm kidding dammit
BreadbinUrine🍄: no I wasn't
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BreadbinUrine🍄: :( come on Ryan we can just talk dirty for a little and I'll leave you alone
Seen ✔️
BreadbinUrine🍄: I wanna see what you look like
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Seen ✔️ - {RYDEN}
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