Emma Hampton, 5:54 PM: hey the party is at 6 right??? i'm gonna totally arrive fashionably late and awe everyone w my appearance
Jay Woods, 5:55 PM: what party r u talking about
Emma Hampton, 5:55 PM: the one u r throwing today???
Jay Woods, 5:56 PM: lol did u srsly fall for that joke haha this is hilarious -dies-
Emma Hampton, 5:57 PM: R U FREAKING KIDDING ME
Jay Woods, 5:57 PM: lol no im literally dying rn fuck
Emma Hampton, 5:58 PM: screw u woods srsly screw u. made me waste my fREAKING time for nothing
Jay Woods, 5:59 PM: ik im irresistible everyone at prep high wants me also not my fault u r so gullible like srsly any mention of the word party u r all like FUCK WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY HOW TELL ME ALL THE FUKING DETAILS MY BODY IS READY TO PARTAAAAYYY
Emma Hampton, 6:00 PM: u egotistical twat no one likes u k AND I SO DON'T DO THAT
Jay Woods, 6:00 PM: admit it emma u have the hots for me!! u so do bruh
Emma Hampton, 6:00 PM: GOSH DARN IT SHUT UR HOLE AND GO TRIP AND DIE IN A DITCH
Jay Woods, 6:02 PM: y u gotta be so rude don't u know im human too
Emma Hampton, 6:03 PM: im never taking to u algain i hate u and i hate that song as well and don't text me ever again or ill pummel ur ass
Jay Woods, 6:05 PM: *again
Emma Hampton, 6:06 PM: stfu
Jay Woods, 6:06 PM: k ma'am
Emma Hampton, 6:06 PM: uGH i hate u
Jay Woods, 6:15 PM: the feeling's mutual
a/n: looool i was bored sooo this happened
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