Pick-up lines

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||Freddie||

"Roses are red, tomatoes are redder. I think we both know that I like you better"

||Brian||

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for someone else"

||Roger||

"I don't have a library card, but can I still check you out?"

||John||

"I'd flirt with you, but I would rather seduce you with my awkwardness"

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