Spoonful of Poison
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun
You find the neck and snap, the victim's dead!
And every task you undertake, becomes a piece of cake
A kill-ing spree, it's very clear to see:
That a spoonful of poison will get the job done
Get the job done, get the job done.
Just a spoonful of poison
Will get the job done
And kill you in the most horrific way!
An assassin improving his résumé
Has very little time to play
While bumping off his victims left and right.
Though intent in his pursuit,
He has a light heart at his root.
He knows some tricks to kill off who he picks.
For a spoonful of poison will get the job done
Get the job done, get the job done.
Just a spoonful of poison
Will get the job done
And kill you in the most horrific way!
Mercenaries out for hire to anyone who offers cash
Never tire of completing gory tasks
Because they take a little loot
From every victim that they shoot
And hope, their crime
Is not noticed in time!
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A Spoonful Of Poison
RandomA parody of Mary Poppins's "A Spoonful of Sugar," now complete with a songfic. I've never written one before, so this is like a milestone for me! I blame my brother for its existence. Dedicated to the Third Lunch Wallflowers
