AUTHORS NOTE: and im back! Fresh from my last birthday celebration, nung November 18, kahitmajirafangbuhay, k lng, at least, alive and kicking pa din ang the servant 18 nyo, kahitmadaming problems, walangsakit at nakakaraos, salamatpopalasamga nag birthday greetings sa akin safacebook, late konasinabisawatppad,booklet at dreamekasi, walaakong load, huhu
Anyway, etonapoang next chapter ng GAYDAR APP, anokayangmangyayari??? Hmm... lets read!
CHAPTER 5-LOG #LeagueOfGentelmen
Angnakaraan...
SASHA POV
SA OFFICE NI BOSS...
COME IN!-sabingmasungit naming boss
Hi sir, whats the problem?-casual kongtanong
Did you see this?-sabaypindotngdagaeste mouse sa computer niya, at poof!
Lumabassamalaki...
Niyang Computer Monitor angmga feedbacks sagaydar app
MGA NEGATIVE COMMENTS
May mgalalake at babaengnagmumura, may mganaiinissa app at may mga gusto itongipatanggalsa APPLE APP STORE at GOOGLE PLAY STORE
AND THIS?-lumabassa 2nd slide angmgareklamongmgababaengmalalandieste reporters nggaydar app, mganawalanngjowadahilsa app
AND FINALLY THIS!-sa 3rd slide, mgakongresistana, at mgasenadornaipinipetisyonnaipasaraang company naming or ipa delete ang GAYDAR APP
SO? WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?-sabini boss
Humingamunaakongmalalim at nagsalita: sir, ganyanpotalagasa app industry, may gusto ang app mo, meron ding hindi, katuladnalangsaisang brand ngalak! Naalalanyobayung NAKATIKIM KA NA BA NG KINSE ANYOS? Oh db? Nagging kontrobersyalyun! Perohindisilanapasaradahilnilinawnilanaits just a brand of brandy!
Eh naalalanyopobayung may tinatanggalnakontrobersyalnanaka brief lang or bra, panty, oh sir! Kahitnatanggalang billboards nilasa EDSA, kumita pa din sila!
Eh yungmga racists dawna commercials satv!, sir, hindinamansilanaipapasara, angtotooniyan, kumikita din sila!
Sir, angsa akin lang, keep the faith in me!,maniwala kayo sa akin! Dahilhindinamanakomagtatagalsa company naito kung hindi kayo nagtitiwalasa akin, etongmga comments na to! Pati tong mga petitions naito! Mawawala din yan! Trust me! Boss! Trust meeeee!
Sabayhilotngmgabalikatniya at ulo, syempre, parakumalmasi boss hanggangsa...
Hahaha...
Nagdugoangilongni boss! Nakalimutankopalangkauntilangangnaiintindihanniyangtagalog!
Pinunasanmunaniyaangdumugoniyangilong at nagsalita: I will give you a chance, but this is the last chance, if the negative comments and petitions are not abolished in 30 days, well! Goodbye! Ms.sasha fierce!,sabay wave ngkamayniya, huhu, nangaasar pa si sir eh, anonggagawinko....
Nakatulalaakongbumaliksa cubicle ko, hindikonakinausapsibes, alamkongmahabahabangusapan to, kasieversincenaman, medyokontranasiyasa app ko kaya angginawako...
ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
I SHOUTED saloobngopisina, walanaakongpaki kung siongmakarinig, basta, mailabaskolangangsamangloobko!
SA PAGPAPATULOY...
SASHA POV
Para akonglantanggulaynang mag out akong 10pm sa office, mulasapaglabassa office, pagsakaysaaircon bus, pagbaba, pagsakayng tricycle, hanggangsapaguwisabahay, taglaykoang haggard versosa, parangnirapeng 10 hombre look, gulu-gulong blonde hair, burang mascara, kalatna lipstick at gusutgusotna office attire, paulit-ulitkasinasirangspotify podcasts sautakkoang warning ni boss kanina: I will give you a chance, but this is the last chance, if the negative comments and petitions are not abolished in 30 days, well! Goodbye! Ms.sasha fierce!,sabay wave ngkamayniya, huhu, alamnyoyung gif na wave with matching nangaasarna face, ganun! Ganunmgabes! Ano bang dapatkonggawin...
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GAYDAR APP
Humor1st romcom ni the servant 18, MS SASHA FIERCE isang sikat na transpinay, proud member ng PINOY LGBTQIA na web and app developer sa pilipinas and hoping sa buong southeast asia nakaimbento ng app na makakadiskubre ng itinatagong kalansay ng mga mi...