Suho: (Nasa pinakaharap, VIP. Wala, mayaman eh) Sige, go Mika Reyes! Spike! Wooooh!
Ikaw: Sus, kung makasigaw ng spike, kala mo naman abot rin niya yung net. *irap*
Suho: Whatcha sayin'? (labas ng GOLD na baril)
Ikaw: Wooooh! Go Mika! Spike pa mooore!
Xiumin: (natamaan ng bola)
Player: Omygosh! Tumawag kayo ng ambulansya! Tinamaan yung bataaa! Waaaah! Bilissss!
Xiumin: Ah-eh, hindi po. Okay la- -
Player: Shet! Hindi ko mapapatawad ang sarili ko kapag may nangyari sa cute na nilalang na to! Bilisaaan niyoooo!
Xiumin: -.-
Kai: Witwew. Chikababes oh!
D.O: Kai, may sinasabi ka? *may hawak na rolling pin*
Kai: Grabe! Dapat boksing nalang pinanuod natin para suntukan nalang ng mga macho! Shet. Ang babading ng mga tao dito.
Chanyeol: Gooooooo SEXY LOVE! Go sexy, go sexy, go sexy sexy love! *derp*
Audience: *natakot**nagsilayasan*
Baekhyun: In fairness ha, ang ganda ni Mika Reyes. Kaso she don't wear make up. Tsk. Kahit eyeliner man lang. Major Turn Off.
Tao: Ugh. Ayoko naaaa!
Ikaw: Huh? Ano pinagsasasabi mo jan?
Tao: Like omgeee! It's Gucci sale sa mall and I'm like, stuck here forever just because Kris is watching those babae na nagsasapakan! Like duuhh. Uso wushu guys. *irap*
HunHan: (Hindi nanunuod, busy maglandian. You know, gheis.)
Kris: This is not my style.
(After 10 mins.)
Kris: Yeah! Smash that ball Valdez! Nice catch Lazaro! Woooh! You can do that Mika! sshjakafghagahs this is effin' fun! *le flips everything* (≧▽≦)/~┴┴
Chen: Opo,opo. Nasa loob po ang EXO. Nasa seat #1 po si Suho, #88 po si Xiumin at . . . . . . . . . Yes, $10000 dollars lang po ang ticket. Kekekeke Haym so riiiich! ╰（￣▽￣）╭
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MY DREAM EXO (Jokes, Memes and Scenarios)
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