'Spider & Birdboy' separate Chat:
Peter
No one on Pedo Avengers chat will answerrrrr
K. Nacho friend. Dorito. My lovely Hawkeye-Fatniss. You will not BELIEVE what happened to me today
so
1. I have a question: are you homophobic?
Hawkeye
Who are you?
Peter
What do you mean?
do do do do yeahheah
Hawkeye
So you're the reason Fatniss has been on his phone a lot.
Peter
Yes... are you a friend of Hawkeyes?
Hawkeye
You know his identity?
Peter
what
Hawkeye
what
Peter
Okay... very slushpishus...
Hi, I'm Peter, you can call me Spider-Man.
And how about you add your number to the group chat so you don't have to use Hawkeye's (or Fatniss) one.
Hawkeye
Okay. give me one minute
~~~~~~~~~'Pedo Avengers' group chat~~~~~~~~~~
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Hello
Spider-Man
Hi!
Oh no that can't do. Here u go.
I dub thee NOTHAWKEYE bc u ain't, apparently
NotHawkeye
So you're Spider-Man?
Spider-Man
What!!!! No!!!! What are you meaning!!!!
I mean what do you mean
wdym
NotHawkeye
So who are you
Spider-Man
Welp theres no harm in telling you, everyone else knows: My name is Peter, I'm still in school, Tony accidentally texted me, me and Hawkeye started a cult, and I feel like I've joined ur Avengers cosplay thing.
NotHawkeye
interesting
also, I'm changing my name.
Black Widow
This one hasn't been taken.
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