Funtime Freddy: Why the hell would you put security cameras in the vents? Like, in real life, that wouldn't be useful at all.
Toy Bonnie: mmmmmm Don't forget to wind the music box!
Foxy: At least this time the place doesn't run on an iphone battery.
Bonnie: What the hell happened to my face and my arm?!
Toy Chica: Where's my beak and eyes? I look kinda funny without them..
Baby: Poor mangle. She got ripped up by those bratty kids. I show them when I give them some ice cream...
Freddy: Fuck! My flashlight died. How the heck am I supposed to see my uglier self now?
Mangle: Yay! I get to climb on walls like spooder-man!
Toy Freddy: Damn, I'm fat. Don't worry, I almost the same way in real life.
Funtime Foxy: Ugh, That balloon kid is so annoying! Can't he learn to shut up and not take my batteries?!
Chica: Yo, I'm flappy bird. I don't have any hands, and my jaw is messed up. I feel sad now.
Ballora: HoLy ShIt, WhY tHe HeLl DiD I gEt JuMp-ScArEd bY a BiG aSs, GoLdEn FrEdDy HeAd?
