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GROGNASSE FRÉRE 🤬
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grognasse frére 🤬
| bitch

you
| good morning to you too beloved brother
| im doing great thanks for asking

grognasse frére 🤬
| what's going on w you and draco?

you
| excuse me but what the fuck?

grognasse frére 🤬
| i sweaaaaaaaaaaar aveline

you
| you swear what?

grognasse frére 🤬
| i swear i ship this

you
| louis you know better than anyone that i've literally never liked anybody ever

grognasse frére 🤬
| yeah dude its no fun
| BUT YOU DO DONT YOU

you
| what did i literally j say?

grognasse frére 🤬
| you've never liked anybody ever

you
| right

grognasse frére 🤬
| right
| past tense

you
| 💀
| tf are you going about

grognasse frére 🤬
| im going on about how you need to tell me the truth
| you know what mom told us

you
| we look bad in yellow?

grognasse frére 🤬
| bitch no
| a person conceived under a love potion is incapable of romantic attraction except toward their soulmate

you
| ...
| r u trying to convince me that draco and i are gonna marry eachother and have kids and two dogs and lemon trees in our garden?

grognasse frére 🤬
| lemon trees? tf?

you
| that's besides the point
| what are you trying to say here?

grognasse frére 🤬
| im trying to say that if you do have feelings for him, you should know about what i just told you

you
| i don't like him whatsoever
| stop being ridiculous louis

grognasse frére 🤬
| says the bitch who wants lemon trees
| apples >>> anything else

you
| what you think im j gonna cut up a lemon and bite into it casually?

grognasse frére 🤬
| idk ave, are you?

you
| yes, i enjoy eating lemon wedges

grognasse frére 🤬
| i don't think that was sarcasm fsr

you
| idk louis, was it?

grognasse frére 🤬
| idk ave, do i think it was?

you
| idk louis, do i think you think it was?

grognasse frére 🤬
| idk ave, am i super hot?

you
| idk louis, have you grown out of your potatohead phase?

grognasse frére 🤬
| okay i am WAY offended rn
| WDYM POTATOHEAD PHASE

you
| i mean you look exactly like mr potatohead

grognasse frére 🤬
| WE'RE TWINS

you
| yeah but im hotter
| sux 2 b u

grognasse frére 🤬
| i fucking hate you

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