CreepyPasta boyfriend Scenarios! -COMPLETED-

When you two text eachother

A/N
The boys are bold, you are itallics 

Slenderman

"Y/N! BABY OMG WAKE UP, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING EARLIER SO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW! IT'S IMPORTANT!"
"HUNNY SWEETIE, PLEASE! I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS!"
"BABYYYYY, BABBBBEEEE, LOVEEEEE, GORGEOUS WAKE UP!"
"WAKE UP LOVE OF MINE!"
"IT IS 3:18 IN THE FUCKING MORNING, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?! IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT!"
"I love you"

Jeff the Killer

"Babe, we need to talk..."
"Oh?..."
"We've been dating for 2 months now and not once have you made me a sandwich"
"....I'm going to make you one then choke you with it for scaring me so bad!"
"hahahaahahahaaaa! But are you really gonna make me a sandwich?"

BEN Drowned

"I haven't been completely honest with you..."
"BEN, I know you've tried on my bra"
".....Shit"
(It's short, deal with it cx)

Masky

"..We need to talk, can I ask you something?..."
"Sure, what's up?"
"I've been thinking lately...and.....um...."
"What's wrong baby?..."
"It's just....do you know the muffin man?"
"Bitch"

Hoodie

"Hey babe"
"Hoodie, why do you even like me? I'm not even pretty. There are all these amazing girls out there but you picked me! I'm not as perfect as everyone else."
"Y/N?"
"...Yeah?.."
"Perfect is boring:)"

Ticci Toby

"Come here. Now."
"Come pick me up!"
"You can drive"
"I know babe, I know!"
"But I don't have a car"
"Come onnnn"
"Steal one"
"I don't steal Toby"
"Yes you do.... you stole my heart <3"

Laughing Jack

"Wassup babe? I have something important to tell you"
"Not much, what's so important?"
"This might ruin the ending of one of your favorite movies"
"Twilight?"
"Yes, here we go. Jingle bells, Twilight smells. Edward ran away, Jacob cries, Bella dies, Potter all the way!"
"Are you still there?"
"Babe?"

Eyeless Jack

"I miss everything about you"
"I love you"
"I love you from here to the moon"
"You're the best boyfriend in the whole world <3"
"You're the best girlfriend in the whole universe <3"

Glitchy Red

"If we lived together, you'd get a lot more sleep because I'd make you come to bed with me"
"If you lived with me, we would get very little sleep haha"
"..haha, is that so?"
"Mhmmm haha"