-ayo tendou lemme see that dicckkkk.
"i can hear the floor shaking."
"..... shes coming"
"EVERYONE HIDE"
-
"HEY MAMAS😍🙄🥵" a loud stormy earthquaking ass mf came into the room .
"...hey"
"shut up goshiki" semi said from behind the big ass bench the whole team was hiding behind.
"but i wanna say hi💔💔💔"
"how much fucking weed brownies did he have" semi growls😏😏😏😏 to tendou.
"bitch idfk tf"
"whys its so quiet" shirabu says
"hi😁" the voice above them says
the whole team looks up, these mfs look like this 😦😦
"shit she found me #dhmu #heartbrocken" tendou says, standing up and dusting them knees bc the bench is DUSTYYYY.
"okay lets go" he says🙄🙄
mihoko follows along, skipping happily.
"red pubes red pubes red pubes" she sings .
"bro is she okay?"
"wheres ushijima"
"that mf ded he fainted at the start" goshiki mutters before starting to sing 34+35 by ariana grande. AS HE SHOULDDD.
"... can you stay up all night ....." goshiki sings
" ..... fuck me till the daylight ...."
" ..... 34 + 35 ..... "
the team looks at him before joining in and singing the whole album together. #karaoke night.
—
"dude its actually red what the fuck"
"I KNOW MIHOKO"
"youve said like five times now what did you expect? it to be brown?"
mihoko looks up at him
".... yeah a lil bit"
"w h a t"
"dude its kinda big too"
"i know😁"
"😐😐😐" mihoko rn.
<awkward silence>
</awkward silence>
(a/n: thats a computing science joke btw cus like when ur opening or closing the body or the head of a website, you use <...> to open it and </...> to close it, sorry that was a bad joke gn )
"BRO WHY DID U POKE IT"
".... i wanted to know if it was real"
"YEAH ITS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING REAL YOU FREAK"
"🙄🙄 okay okay"
—
mihoko and tendou walk back to the gym with their hands linked, no one question it bc this shi normal here🙄🙄
"bro do you hear that?"
"yeah, its ariana"
"ARE THEY DOING KARAOKE WITHOUT US"
"THE AUDACITY"
u best believe these mfs went in and slapped everyone before singing 'nasty' by ariana ofc.
then everyone got kicked out the gym for being too loud so they went to semi's house bc it was the closest and sang the AG6 till they died.
-
".... tell me why i get this feeling ..."
"... that you really wanna turn me on ..." ushijima sang quietly as he slept.
"... whats your motive ..."
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SEVENTEEN . haikyuu
Fanfiction↛ in which the volleyball boys find tsukkis older sisters instagram. (and simp) "tsukki since when did you have a sister?" "id let her peg me for free" "teru you cant say that" lowercase intended. social media. --- haikyuu charac...
