haikyuu reacts to ships

Atsumu x Yachi / Atsuyachi

(A/N - This is for SakuAtsuSimp101!)

Sakusa: what the fuck.

Yachi: ATSUMU-BABE.

Atsumu: YACCHAN.

Yachi: We look so good together!! I would ride on your shoulders all the time!!

Atsumu: i would letcha. 'Samu would fuckin' love ya. yer like, his dream person fer me. it's either you'r a brick ta the face, i'm pretty sure he'd be down fer either.

Osamu: He's actually right about that.

Yachi: If we dated would you let me do your makeup??

Atsumu: duh.

Yachi: And watch romance movies all the time??

Atsumu: obviously.

Yachi: AND GET A DOG NAMED BUTTON???

Atsumu: if we're not then i dunno what the point is.

Yachi: *excited screeching*

Meian: Wait, hold up. Aren't you both gay?

Atsumu: yup.

Yachi: Extremely.

Atsumu: we should get a chocolate fountain fer our apartment.

Yachi: You're a genius and I love you.

Meian: Oh I...okay...

Yachi: There's only a couple problems.

Atsumu: what's that?

Yachi: Your husband and your boyfriend.

Suga: And Hinata who is arguably the best compatibility match for you but, you know what, just ignore me-

Yachi: I'm not going to ignore you but you're wrong.

Unicorn-Flowers: Why don't we not go down the Sakuatsu vs. Atsuhina path because it will inevitably end in a flaming trainwreck? Hinata will probably start crying, do you want that?

Suga: But why don't we though? If you'll see here, not only are Hinata and Atsumu on the same team, but they have highly compatible personalities.

Yachi: Okay, well Atsumu and Kiyoomi-San are also on the same team and have a more interesting dynamic. Not to mention that Hinata and Kageyama-San have more history together and the aesthetic of Sakuatsu is way cuter.

Suga: Yeah, but you're wrong you see, because a) I'm not done with Kagetsuki, and b) Sakusa-San hates Atsumu's guts and cannot physically stand to touch him.

Yachi: He can't physically stand to touch anyone.

Suga: Don't you think Atsumu deserves better?

Sakusa: okay whoa-

Meian: Damn shots fired okay.

Yachi: Part of what makes Sakuatsu adorable is the potential for Atsumu to bring Kiyoomi-San out of his shell.

Suga: And part of what makes it less adorable is the reality that he never will. Kiyoomi is a dick plain and simple.

Sakusa: okay excuse you-

Suga: You call yourself a dick all the time, I don't see why you're surprised.

Sakusa: that's-...I...only I can say that-

Atsumu: Don't say that about Omi!!

Hinata: Suga-Chan!!! You're starting to sound like Tsukki!!!

Suga: now that just hurts.

Tsukishima: Excuse me did you just use my name in vain?

Daichi: You...didn't seriously just say that Tsukki-

Unicorn-Flowers: This is going down hill so fast, someone please save us-

Mattsun: Atsumu-Miya-Thigh Obsession-

Unicorn-Flowers: NOT YOU.

Yachi: SAKUATSU IS SUPREME BECAUSE THEY ARE SOULMATES AND THEY ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER-

Suga: ATSUHINA IS KING THEY ARE THE PERSONIFICATION OF ABSOLUTE SUNSHINE-

Atsumu: not ta take sides, but i'm with Yacchan.

Hinata: Not gonna lie!!! I don't like Tsumu-Kun like that!!

Sakusa: yeah and neither do I so what's the issue.

Atsumu: damn that really stings! :D

Yachi: Can you imagine their first kiss? It would be so meaningful and sweet-

Sakusa: i will never kiss Atsumu. Atsumu. Is. A. Whore.

Mattsun: Atsumu-Miya-Thigh Obsession-

Unicorn-Flowers: PLEASE STOP TALKING I'M BEGGING YOU-

Hinata: You were wrong author-chan!!! I'm not crying, you are!!

Mattsun: Atsumu-Miya-Thicc-Thigh Obsession.

Makki: Atsumu-Miya's-Got-Cake Obsession-

Unicorn-Flowers: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.

Makki: You wanted a distraction and you got one.

Mattsun: Beggars can't be choosers Author-Chan.

Hinata: To be fair, Tsumu-Kun does have very nice thighs, the best on the team for sure.

Atsumu: aww thanks, but Bokkun has the best pecs.

Bokuto: Yeahhhh but Sakkun has the best back muscles.

Hinata: That is tru-

Unicorn-Flowers: JUST TALK ABOUT THE SUBJECT MATTER FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES PLEASE.

Oikawa: I love both Atsumu and Yacchan with all my heart, but Yacchan deserves Wonder Woman and Atsumu deserves an amazing man. That means not you Saku-sadist.

Sakusa: the next person to insult me is getting punched.

Iwa: Fuck, Shittykawa is the normal one? This really is hell on earth.

Unicorn-Flowers: please...please just rate it. please... ಥ_ಥ

Bokuto: 3/10 Tsum-Tsum looks better with guys, no offense Yacchan!!

Yachi: 4/10 four because I love Tsumu-Babe, but Bokuto is right. Also I'm not ready to give up this argument. Sakuatsu is-

Suga: For the sake of our relationship, don't say what you're about to.

Yachi: *whispers* everything...

Osamu: Alright, I'm about ta say somethin' real controversial here, but I really like Yachi. She'd be good fer my stupid brain-dead brother. Even if it's just platonic. 6/10.

Unicorn-Flowers: I Am Ending This Chapter Here. The Next Person To Say The Word 'thicc' Or The Phrase 'atsumu-miya-thigh obsession' Is Getting Banned-

Mattsun: ....Atsumu-Miya-Ab Obsession-

Hinata: Fair point.

Sakusa: he does have a point-

Atsumu: OMI-KUN COMPLIMENTED ME-

Sakusa: i'll take it back you fucking know i will.

Unicorn-Flowers: STOP-