Shirabu: Semi, I want my money.
Semi: No.
Tendou: Awwww Toshi-Toshi Loooooooveess meee~
Goshiki: Ushijima loves Tendou?!
Semi: Ushijima is capable of love?
Shirabu: Ushijima is capable of emotion?
Ushijima: Of course I love Tendou.
Tendou: w h a t ?
Goshiki: WHAT?!
Semi: whAT?
Shirabu: I'm sorry w h a t?
Ushijima: He's my best friend. Don't people love their best friends?
Tendou: Ouch okay I'll take the L.
Shirabu: oof. F in the chat for Tendou.
Atsumu: that was both cute an' really. really sad.
Sakusa: No one asked for your opinion.
Atsumu: Uh, no one asked fer yers either. Dick.
Hinata: WHOAAAA USHIJIMA HAS A BOYFRIEND?! HOW?!
Kageyama: Dumbass! Do you know how fucking insensitive that sounds?!
Hinata: HOW IS THAT INSENSITIVE I WAS JUST SAYING I'M SURPRISED BECAUSE HE HAS NO DISCERNABLE EMOTIONS??
Kageyama: OH MY GOD YOU ARE LITERALLY SUCH A DUMBASS.
Komori: I'm so happy for you Ushi!
Ushijima: Um... thank you, I think.
Hinata: WAit sO TENDOU IS YOUR BOYFRIEND??
Tendou: nO HE'S NOT- I mean I'm not. Don't know why I was speaking in the third person hehe weird. *nervous chuckle*
Suna: okay whaaat am I doin' here?
Unicorn-Flowers: giving your opinion on the ship above.
Suna: okay but I don' know either a these guys very well an' therefore have no basis on which, or right to give, said opinion?
Unicorn-Flowers: yeah, that doesn't really matter. Didn't stop Atsumu or Hinata.
Suna: Yeah but Tsumu's an asshole and Hinata's got no filter.
Hinata: HEY.
Atsumu: hey.
Unicorn-Flowers: Just give your opinion p l e a s e.
Suna: fine! they're cute...i guess...?
Unicorn-Flowers: Not GoOD ENOUGH.
Suna: THAT'S MY OPINION.
Ushijima: Wait, I have a question. Everyone says Satori-San is my boyfriend. And he is my friend and he is a boy. Is that not what a boyfriend is?
Semi: Um...
Atsumu: Well, I mean yes but actually no.
Goshiki: Wait no I don't think that's right-
Hinata: Yeah, you got it Ushijima!
Kageyama: Wait wait wait no he doesn't you fucking dumbass that's not what boyfriend means-
Tendou: Toshi no...
Shirabu: But Actually he's kind of right if you think about it-
Ushijima: I'm getting mixed messages-
Tsukki: All of you are boneheads. Just think of it like this. Ushijima, have you kissed him?
Ushijima: No.
Tsukki: Do you want to?
Ushijima: Maybe?
Tsukki: Then he's not your boyfriend but you might want to get that little crush of yours looked at by a professional.
Ushijima: Is that a disease?
Unicorn-Flowers: Oh boy, okay. I'm cutting this off before Tsukishima can cause more damage (why is it always you?).
Tsukki: It's not my fault everyone here is stupid-
Unicorn-Flowers: My point proven. Okay, until next time luvs.
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