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midtown peeps
random peter guy added you!
5 people are online

unknown: who's that

random peter guy: ashley

unknown: ashley stark?

random peter guy: yes, ned. ashley stark

unknown: i'm dreaming right

random peter guy: no ned that's ashley

unknown: OMG HI ASHLEY I'M NED LEEDS
unknown: HUGEEE FAN

ashley: awe hello
ashley: flattered, thanks

saved!
peter's ned

peter's ned: OF COURSE

unknown: lol you're not ashley stark

ashley: haha i am!
ashley: what's your name?

unknown: mj
unknown: literally the only reasonable one out of these doofus
unknown: do you like to read murder investigation books?

ashley: i like you

saved!
baddie

ashley: but no
ashley: usually i investigate murder lmaoo

baddie: oh yea you're an avenger

unknown: oh look who's here
unknown: i'm liz, peter's girlfriend

ashley: oh hey

saved!
peter's bitch

peter's ned: awkward..

baddie: yikes

random peter guy: no no it's chill
random peter guy: right ashley?
random peter guy: everything's okay?

peter's bitch: why didn't you ask me if everything's okay pete?

random peter guy: oh yeah is everything okay liz?

peter's bitch: it's fine
peter's bitch: if our diva here wants to talk
peter's bitch: wow a celebrity in our groupchat
peter's bitch: an avenger!

ashley: shut your fucking mouth

random peter guy: ashley..

baddie: yikessss

peter's ned: yikessssss

ashley: sorry not sorry
ashley: got it from my dad

you went offline

3 missed calls from random peter guy
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10 missed calls from random peter guy

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random peter guy: ashley i'm sorry
random peter guy: but that was uncalled for
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