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Grumpy | Twiggy 

I believe I owe you a twenty question game?

Grumpy!

Geez, don't get too excited on texting me

You're lucky I've got nothing better to do tonight

The honor is all mine, m'lady

Okay, who first?

Duh, obviously you 

Chop-chop, twiggy! I've got a load of questions here just for you

HEHEHEEHEHEHE

What's your name?

Getting personal here are we?

*shrugs*

And what's wrong with that? 

Now answer the question

You might be serial killer coming out for me...

Really you're still not over that?

Just making sure on what I'm getting in

It's just literally your name. 

Thousands of people have the same name as you, you know...

Fine...

My name is Waverly.

Now, my turn. What's your name Miss Thang???

You really have a beautiful name not gonna lie.

Awh, Twiggy, that's the nicest thing you've said(or typed) in all the time we've talking

Really?!

Dang! I got a smooth tongue

I made you swoon

BITCH!! OBVIOUSLY YOUR TONGUE IS NOT ROUGH!!

WHY YOU WANNA BE A CAT AND HAVE A SANDPAPER LIKE TONGUE?!

meow, meow, meow

purr, purr, purr

Feed me, slave

 I'm just gonna leave you at the pound for someone to adopt instead

Hey, that's animal neglect and abuse!!

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So, you're actually admitting that you are an animal

We are animals, you dumbass

WE ARE PART OF THE GROUP OF MAMMALS!!

Honestly, didn't you even listen during Science class??

Touché

CHILE ANYWAYS-!

Now, I wanna know your name?? 

So, what is it? 

Come on, I haven't got all night

Calm down, Wavey-baby

Lmao I'm gonna call you Wavey-baby from now on

And it's Samuel. My name is Samuel

Ugh! Don't call me that!

We can be even if you call Sammy-baby

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

NAUR. 

I think Twiggy will do just fine, boo

Well, it's nice talking to you, Waverly.

The feeling is mutual, Sammy.

I'll call you either Sammy or Twiggy

You've got no say in it.

__________

"If that makes you happy and comfortable talking to me."

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